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Aging, failed teen idol who tries to sneak his leftover easter eggs into any crevice he can find. Spending more time lately on the tools than on the things one would make *with* the tools.

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I'm liking this theory. Go on....

08.04.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But the songs in musicals don't contain any key plot points, usually, just emotional tangents. And as long as you see the title in the program, you should pretty much know what they're getting at.

07.03.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I almost always associate MAGA either with "those people you haven't thought of since high school" or estranged parents. Did you ever see that multi-blog-post analysis of estranged parents' forums?

05.03.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI does not understand humor.

04.03.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep thinking something has to snap.

20.02.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK, so, if you don't want to fail, you don't do experiments. You stick with what you know you're good at, and just do a lot of that. And I guess you have more product, but less growth. And then you're not doing art any more, you're just doing a craft. And I don't want to be a craftsperson.

20.02.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mortality aside, I'd like to get these things looking and sounding good before I'm knocked down by my next all-consuming health issue, you know?

20.02.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Creatively I feel like I'm just making messes this week. I know art gives you permission to fail, but at 55 it's not permission to fail I'm worried about, it's having enough *time* to fail.

20.02.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't normally eat pork and beans (and it's honestly kinda gross), but I was feeling lazy and wanted something different, and my question is: is it normal for there to be a 1000:1 bean-to-pork ratio?

15.02.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I read and watched this twice before realizing AOC was the one actually posting this, sPoNgEbOb cAsE and all πŸ˜‚

14.02.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha, I just got up from the desk and thought to myself "wait, did I say 'astronomy' or 'astrology'?? Shit, I hope I didn't accidentally say 'astrology'..." ...and ran back to the desk to check. I don't know if there's a way to edit on BlueSky so I'm glad I used the right word.

12.02.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More about psychology and sociology than about, say, astronomy or physics, I assume.

12.02.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On the plus side, it's making social media a little easier to get up and walk away from. Maybe that was the whole point.

12.02.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw a similar one in the past that said (approximately) "I don't know how to explain to you that people just don't have conversations like this"

12.02.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TBF, I don't think the weeks after this will/would be any more ideal.

05.02.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I should say *we* have to, to be more clear; it's a thing I often say, particularly when talking about anxiety. A sort of quasi-motivational thing.

02.02.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have to run TOWARDS something, not just *away* from everything.

01.02.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"We must be pee mates!"

01.02.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I kinda wish that all of my art/music/electronics social media was better isolated from my political social media, so I could do the "no politics in the first and last hour of the day" self care thing.

Oh, yeah, you're gonna say "no blue light before bed" too but let's be realistic.

30.01.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The first time he was elected, East Ave Wegs got rid of their kosher section. So who knows.

30.01.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They want us to have lots and lots of babiesβ€”they're mad at people who are single or gay or just not having kidsβ€”but they also don't want birthright citizenship. So, clearly, they only want CERTAIN TYPES of babies. Babies that *match*.

30.01.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're not actually concerned about legal immigrants vs. illegal immigrants; they're concerned with people who LOOK or SOUND like they COULD fit their stereotype of "illegal." That's what it's about now, they just haven't said it out loud yet.

30.01.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This probably sounds simplistic, but they have really mutated into the Conformity Police.

30.01.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Only Marxists would want Number Go Down

30.01.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to wonder how many people closed the blinds and tested this.

29.01.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello, Hillary Rodham Clinton! Or Hypnotists' Resource Center... um... Heavy Rocking... Cantaloupe?

21.01.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Requiring users to type on touch screens was an "advancement" I'll never make peace with.

09.12.2024 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are assuming we're inserting these USB cables in well-lit places and/or have good eyes. I often paint one side of the plug to make it easier.

09.12.2024 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It does feel like a lot of entities are just rolling over.

28.11.2024 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor??

20.11.2024 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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