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@markstirton.bsky.social

Director, The Planet, One Day Removals, Dark Highlands, Wrong Time, Wrong Space and Jaws.

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Then I shall be in a cameo fight scene.

20.08.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Aberdeen haar. Nice n cool for a walk.

Aberdeen haar. Nice n cool for a walk.

18.08.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, you're one of those 'daywalkers'. Interesting.

15.08.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
One Day Removals (2008)
YouTube video by Mark Stirton One Day Removals (2008)

'One Day Removals', featuring no AI, just human actors... more or less. youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...

15.08.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of seagulls are standing on rocks in the water and the word mark is visible ALT: a group of seagulls are standing on rocks in the water and the word mark is visible
15.08.2025 09:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah yes, as with any footage taken in Aberdeen, feking seagulls! Hello fox.

14.08.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They probably get less corporal punishment these days as well. Back in my day, they used to belt the shit out of us.

13.08.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good dunkers.

13.08.2025 10:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An Evening with Boris Johnson... is your first day in Hell!

13.08.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You did a van one without me? Well, that's just rude.

12.08.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd be stunned.

10.08.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's very pretty. I'm guessing you're not related.

10.08.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a robot is standing in front of a door ALT: a robot is standing in front of a door
09.08.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone, somewhere at some time, was a peeping Tom. Possibly a peeping Bill.

07.08.2025 06:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For those who like a laugh... a dark dark laugh, bordering on a cry for help! amzn.eu/d/hbuiB0H

07.08.2025 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, that's a get tae fuck from me.

07.08.2025 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to get that in Linksfield Court. Not a fan.

04.08.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have to keep reposting 'One Day Removals' cos it's only cultish and not a proper cult film, yet. Gimmie another decade... youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...

04.08.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I live in fear of a cure!

27.03.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still a crime.

05.03.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ruddy Nora.

05.03.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that his real head?? I might be skint, but my hair is fantastic.

05.03.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, if it never gets used it will stay โ€˜like newโ€™.

03.03.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m watching Monkey, they think Iโ€™ll likeโ€ฆ Babygirl.

01.03.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Two projects, one future. One will get made, the other, probably, discarded. โ€˜Scottish Gunsโ€™ is the cheaper film, so the clever money is on that!

27.02.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been on a few. Kinda fun, for the guest anyway.

26.02.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It stays with you, even if you blink.

26.02.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that poster unusually vibrant or am I having a migraine?

26.02.2025 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good grief.

26.02.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glasgow born? Get tae fuck.

26.02.2025 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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