Mark Stirton

Bet we throw more shit at his head in the UK.

Ruddy Nora.

Woodend hospital today. Man alive it was cold! Brrr.

Guest host on HIGNFY is a cert.

Split the difference, Laura visits me. Sorted.

For the record, I never saw any fucking biscuits.

I’ve never been back either.

I fell for this. DO NOT let it happen.

It’s a comedy, folks! No, really. youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...

OK, but film investment is not an actual scam. It’s more yer, scamola.

Liquid manure spillage? My life seems quite easy now.

I know it’s not my line, but it fits very well when one is ill. ‘I feel like a pig shat in my head.” And I really do.

He might very well be the smallest cunt on the planet.

It was a nakedly self serving recommendation, but sincere. Also, there’s 20 quid in it for a good review. Act casual…

World gone to shit? Need a laugh? ‘One Day Removals’ might be for you! Warning: emphatically not suitable for work! You WILL offend your colleagues. Also, actually working class Scottish, not posh actors pretending like normal, so strap the fuck in for that! youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...

Oh well, if you do classics, then ‘One Day Removals’ should go on the list. Admittedly, quite far down the list. How are you with extreme Scottish accents and more profanity than 2 Scorsese films put together?

Fuck aye.

No, that’s me.

That was a fun walk, but at least the roads are walkable, which is more than the pavements are!

St Marks. Always liked that building.

Give it time, give it time.

Better than Porridge? I’m not watching unless a tin of pineapples is involved.

Also, twat.

Well, I got milk. Was it worth it? No milk, no tea. No tea, no life.

The annoying thing is, I’ve got to go to the shops! Skis? Check. Poles? Check. Pack of huskies… Check.

Feking freezing, min.

Absolutely!

Fucking A.

An Auton..?

He was a challenge, but once I found the tartan paint it got easier.