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‘ i⠀ ⠀said⠀ ⠀please,⠀ ⠀so⠀ ⠀technically⠀ ⠀you⠀ ⠀have⠀ ⠀to⠀ ⠀say⠀ ⠀yes 。 ’

‘ or⠀ ⠀once,⠀ ⠀could⠀ ⠀you⠀ ⠀please⠀ ⠀stop⠀ ⠀pretending ？ ’

‘ you⠀ ⠀have⠀ ⠀become⠀ ⠀subject⠀ ⠀of⠀ ⠀my⠀ ⠀prayer.⠀ ⠀your⠀ ⠀soul⠀ ⠀guides⠀ ⠀my⠀ ⠀religion 。 ’

‘ a⠀ ⠀string⠀ ⠀has⠀ ⠀tangled⠀ ⠀itself⠀ ⠀around⠀ ⠀my⠀ ⠀heart,⠀ ⠀and⠀ ⠀it⠀ ⠀is⠀ ⠀pulling⠀ ⠀me⠀ ⠀to⠀ ⠀you 。 ’

♡︎ㅤㅤi want to permanently match themes with you ㅤㅤ♡︎

‘ i⠀ ⠀want⠀ ⠀to⠀ ⠀be⠀ ⠀yours,⠀ ⠀and⠀ ⠀i’m⠀ ⠀trying⠀ ⠀to⠀ ⠀be⠀ ⠀deserving⠀ ⠀of⠀ ⠀it 。 ’

‘ you⠀ ⠀just⠀ ⠀might⠀ ⠀be⠀ ⠀the⠀ ⠀single⠀ ⠀most⠀ ⠀gorgeous⠀ ⠀being⠀ ⠀i⠀ ⠀have⠀ ⠀ever⠀ ⠀seen 。 ’

‘ at⠀ ⠀what⠀ ⠀point⠀ ⠀does⠀ ⠀being⠀ ⠀understanding⠀ ⠀turn⠀ ⠀into⠀ ⠀being⠀ ⠀a⠀ ⠀doormat ？ ’

‘ you're⠀ ⠀not⠀ ⠀'too⠀ ⠀much.'⠀ ⠀you're⠀ ⠀just⠀ ⠀around⠀ ⠀people⠀ ⠀who⠀ ⠀prefer⠀ ⠀you⠀ ⠀at⠀ ⠀half-capacity 。 ’

‘ you’re⠀ ⠀dangerously⠀ ⠀good⠀ ⠀at⠀ ⠀that⠀ ⠀smile 。 ’

‘ i’ve⠀ ⠀been⠀ ⠀in⠀ ⠀love⠀ ⠀with⠀ ⠀you⠀ ⠀since⠀ ⠀the⠀ ⠀night⠀ ⠀we⠀ ⠀met 。 ’

‘ i’ve⠀ ⠀been⠀ ⠀in⠀ ⠀love⠀ ⠀with⠀ ⠀you⠀ ⠀since⠀ ⠀the⠀ ⠀night⠀ ⠀we⠀ ⠀met 。 ’

‘ my⠀ ⠀hand⠀ ⠀fits⠀ ⠀so⠀ ⠀perfectly⠀ ⠀in⠀ ⠀yours.⠀ ⠀it's⠀ ⠀like⠀ ⠀i'm⠀ ⠀made⠀ ⠀for⠀ ⠀you 。 ’

‘ just⠀ ⠀friends⠀ ⠀don’t⠀ ⠀look⠀ ⠀at⠀ ⠀each⠀ ⠀other⠀ ⠀like⠀ ⠀that 。 ’

‘ why⠀ ⠀does⠀ ⠀it⠀ ⠀feel⠀ ⠀like⠀ ⠀a⠀ ⠀goodbye ？ ’

‘ i⠀ ⠀don't⠀ ⠀understand⠀ ⠀how⠀ ⠀it's⠀ ⠀possible⠀ ⠀to⠀ ⠀sink⠀ ⠀lower⠀ ⠀than⠀ ⠀you⠀ ⠀already⠀ ⠀have 。 ’

‘ like⠀ ⠀it⠀ ⠀or⠀ ⠀not,⠀ ⠀you’re⠀ ⠀part⠀ ⠀of⠀ ⠀this.⠀ ⠀that⠀ ⠀means⠀ ⠀your⠀ ⠀screw-ups⠀ ⠀are⠀ ⠀my⠀ ⠀problems⠀ ⠀too 。 ’

♡︎ㅤㅤi will nail your wedding band into your skin if i must, but you will not leave me ㅤㅤ♡︎

‘ i'm⠀ ⠀basically⠀ ⠀a⠀ ⠀glorified⠀ ⠀pet⠀ ⠀sitter.⠀ ⠀i’m⠀ ⠀now⠀ ⠀able⠀ ⠀to⠀ ⠀tell⠀ ⠀the⠀ ⠀difference⠀ ⠀between⠀ ⠀good⠀ ⠀and⠀ ⠀bad⠀ ⠀kind⠀ ⠀of⠀ ⠀silence 。 ’

‘ you've⠀ ⠀officially⠀ ⠀reached⠀ ⠀the⠀ ⠀age⠀ ⠀where⠀ ⠀bending⠀ ⠀over⠀ ⠀to⠀ ⠀pick⠀ ⠀something⠀ ⠀up⠀ ⠀is⠀ ⠀more⠀ ⠀exercise⠀ ⠀than⠀ ⠀seductive 。 ’

‘ surprise!⠀ ⠀we⠀ ⠀are⠀ ⠀so⠀ ⠀happy⠀ ⠀to⠀ ⠀be⠀ ⠀cele―⠀ ⠀please⠀ ⠀stop⠀ ⠀screaming,⠀ ⠀we⠀ ⠀are⠀ ⠀trying⠀ ⠀to⠀ ⠀congratulate⠀ ⠀you 。 ’

‘ i⠀ ⠀didn't⠀ ⠀want⠀ ⠀this⠀ ⠀to⠀ ⠀become⠀ ⠀a⠀ ⠀thing.⠀ ⠀how⠀ ⠀did⠀ ⠀you⠀ ⠀even⠀ ⠀find⠀ ⠀out ？ ’

‘ if⠀ ⠀my⠀ ⠀wife⠀ ⠀thinks⠀ ⠀she⠀ ⠀can⠀ ⠀just⠀ ⠀bat⠀ ⠀her⠀ ⠀cute⠀ ⠀little⠀ ⠀eyes⠀ ⠀at⠀ ⠀me⠀ ⠀and⠀ ⠀get⠀ ⠀whatever⠀ ⠀she⠀ ⠀wants,⠀ ⠀she's⠀ ⠀absolutely⠀ ⠀right 。 ’

‘ eat⠀ ⠀a⠀ ⠀knife⠀ ⠀and⠀ ⠀vomit⠀ ⠀the⠀ ⠀shards 。 ’

‘ every⠀ ⠀day,⠀ ⠀i⠀ ⠀wake⠀ ⠀up⠀ ⠀and⠀ ⠀i⠀ ⠀hope⠀ ⠀you're⠀ ⠀dead 。 ’

‘ she⠀ ⠀is⠀ ⠀honored⠀ ⠀by⠀ ⠀the⠀ ⠀gods 。 ’

‘ "i⠀ ⠀knew⠀ ⠀you'd⠀ ⠀come"⠀ ⠀always⠀ ⠀hits⠀ ⠀so⠀ ⠀much⠀ ⠀harder⠀ ⠀than⠀ ⠀"i⠀ ⠀love⠀ ⠀you." 。 ’

‘ how⠀ ⠀can⠀ ⠀i⠀ ⠀possibly⠀ ⠀trust⠀ ⠀you?⠀ ⠀after⠀ ⠀all⠀ ⠀you’ve⠀ ⠀done 。 ’

‘ you⠀ ⠀can't⠀ ⠀ever⠀ ⠀really⠀ ⠀know⠀ ⠀what's⠀ ⠀going⠀ ⠀on⠀ ⠀in⠀ ⠀someone's⠀ ⠀head 。 ’

‘ it's⠀ ⠀better⠀ ⠀to⠀ ⠀feel⠀ ⠀bad⠀ ⠀and⠀ ⠀go⠀ ⠀through⠀ ⠀it⠀ ⠀than⠀ ⠀to⠀ ⠀pretend⠀ ⠀not⠀ ⠀to⠀ ⠀feel⠀ ⠀anything 。 ’