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Maggie Mayhem

@chasmofsarc.bsky.social

I hail from the chasm of sarc! ...or something.

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I made a comment about how we COULD lick each other's faces now since, ya know, no masks in the way (we laughed and added it to our calendars. no actual licking occured.)(but I did lick, WITH CONSENT, a few of my friends' faces today)

23.10.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

covid hit our household and all of us were masked up and isolating from eachother, and the 22nd was the first day we were able to stop isolating and remove our masks.

23.10.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my roomies and I had a short conversation last year that resulted in us dubbing October 22nd as Face Licking Day. and we all laughed and immediately put it in our calendars so we'd get a reminder the next year... but didn't write down wtf brought us to the conclusion. LUCKILY Justin remembered:

23.10.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's after midnight, so I'm a day late but whatever. pretend I posted this on the 22nd:
HAPPY (2nd annual) FACE LICKING DAY!

23.10.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a watercolor of a rather desperate looking rectangular rat holding a candy corn in it's mouth

a watercolor of a rather desperate looking rectangular rat holding a candy corn in it's mouth

pleaaase please please let him have it he's been good he deserves it

22.10.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1186    ๐Ÿ” 293    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I don't wanna go to work this morning, even though it's in the past. I remember it like it's ten minutes from now.

28.05.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

because near the time you posted this Charles picture, I overheard you saying something to him like "don't chew my toes!" and it made me giggle

21.03.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

get 'er toes, Charles!

21.03.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I put up window clings. I feel fancy. and now you know.

02.03.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nope... sounds like the wrong kind of bonkers for movies. can't make this stuff up... I just know that we're certainly not on the "sacred timeline", but I also don't wanna be pruned!

02.03.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

I'm not a public poster type of person, but I figure you oughtta have SOMETHING here from me, so uh... here. have a closeup picture of some fake flowers in dim lighting. call it fancy mood lighting if you will. ooOOoooh. so fancy. much artistic. wow, complimentary colors. I am SO profound. =p

14.02.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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