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Maggie Mayhem

@chasmofsarc.bsky.social

I hail from the chasm of sarc! ...or something.

23 Followers  |  28 Following  |  6 Posts  |  Joined: 03.02.2025  |  1.5484

Latest posts by chasmofsarc.bsky.social on Bluesky

I don't wanna go to work this morning, even though it's in the past. I remember it like it's ten minutes from now.

28.05.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

because near the time you posted this Charles picture, I overheard you saying something to him like "don't chew my toes!" and it made me giggle

21.03.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

get 'er toes, Charles!

21.03.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I put up window clings. I feel fancy. and now you know.

02.03.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nope... sounds like the wrong kind of bonkers for movies. can't make this stuff up... I just know that we're certainly not on the "sacred timeline", but I also don't wanna be pruned!

02.03.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

I'm not a public poster type of person, but I figure you oughtta have SOMETHING here from me, so uh... here. have a closeup picture of some fake flowers in dim lighting. call it fancy mood lighting if you will. ooOOoooh. so fancy. much artistic. wow, complimentary colors. I am SO profound. =p

14.02.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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