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@billiswillis.bsky.social

Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. Las Vegas, NV

62 Followers  |  39 Following  |  46 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  2.4821

Latest posts by billiswillis.bsky.social on Bluesky

Liver, The Godfather, the song list is too long. Anything after 1997? Except Ghost.

14.10.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I tell you it’s 6am right now, maybe you will get immediately sleepy

03.10.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So it looks like we can't log in because somehow you're taking up 32 GB of RAM.

30.09.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

DoughnlyFans

23.09.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey handsome, let’s nap.

22.09.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d be happy to arrange for you to see all of the games. I just don’t know how to do that for you. Let me know what to do.

12.09.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I walked around the local casino while it was on all of the big TVs

09.09.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was a great catch. If you’re going to score in garbage time, make it pretty!

08.09.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m happy to throw something your way if you want it.

04.09.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you tried 7-up Tropical? It’s good. Mango 7up.

27.07.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No one’s gay for Moleman

25.07.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s time to sail the high seas.

18.07.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slightly change that last sentence and the whole statement is about guns. Nothing will happen.

06.07.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine if it was Tikka Lahore House

05.07.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone just called a dick pic a Richard Daguerreotype, and that is how I will request them from now on.

25.06.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They show off your face!

08.06.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How about I ask for a hot raw hug!

10.05.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Her husband is hot

04.05.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As was written in Psalms 69

03.05.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You have to show up to the tiki bar like this next time we go :)

01.05.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s honestly very California of him. When I briefly moved to New York and found everyone to be too direct and blunt for me, I craved and missed the California flakey weirdness. β€œYeah you stay the fuck home” and β€œI’m sorry we suck, maybe visit?” Are 2 people saying the same thing.

16.04.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In this 3 part documentary, I will describe how Quiet Riot’s redefined 80’s music despite the fact their two biggest hits were Slade covers. …

05.04.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you use the mobile app? That has always been able to pull information from your phone. FB knows a lot of my info even though I never entered it (like my birthday)

30.03.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I had my teeth removed and implants put in, I was surprised that I wasn’t in huge pain. Nothing that required prescriptions. I went 9 months with no teeth while the implants healed. One of the best foods - Chipotle’s carnitas. So soft I could just eat them without chewing.

04.03.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would every night if I could!

28.02.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To the Commissionmobile!

06.02.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you tie a string to one of the fronds and shake it when someone walks near it?

04.02.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 04.02.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s just a joke because Val Kilmer and Michael Gough (Alfred/ Dr. Flammond) are in both

27.01.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does it work as a prequel to Batman Forever?

27.01.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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