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@billiswillis.bsky.social

Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. Las Vegas, NV

59 Followers  |  36 Following  |  37 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  2.1438

Latest posts by billiswillis.bsky.social on Bluesky

Have you tried 7-up Tropical? It’s good. Mango 7up.

27.07.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No one’s gay for Moleman

25.07.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s time to sail the high seas.

18.07.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slightly change that last sentence and the whole statement is about guns. Nothing will happen.

06.07.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine if it was Tikka Lahore House

05.07.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone just called a dick pic a Richard Daguerreotype, and that is how I will request them from now on.

25.06.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They show off your face!

08.06.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How about I ask for a hot raw hug!

10.05.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Her husband is hot

04.05.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As was written in Psalms 69

03.05.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You have to show up to the tiki bar like this next time we go :)

01.05.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s honestly very California of him. When I briefly moved to New York and found everyone to be too direct and blunt for me, I craved and missed the California flakey weirdness. β€œYeah you stay the fuck home” and β€œI’m sorry we suck, maybe visit?” Are 2 people saying the same thing.

16.04.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In this 3 part documentary, I will describe how Quiet Riot’s redefined 80’s music despite the fact their two biggest hits were Slade covers. …

05.04.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you use the mobile app? That has always been able to pull information from your phone. FB knows a lot of my info even though I never entered it (like my birthday)

30.03.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I had my teeth removed and implants put in, I was surprised that I wasn’t in huge pain. Nothing that required prescriptions. I went 9 months with no teeth while the implants healed. One of the best foods - Chipotle’s carnitas. So soft I could just eat them without chewing.

04.03.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would every night if I could!

28.02.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To the Commissionmobile!

06.02.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you tie a string to one of the fronds and shake it when someone walks near it?

04.02.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s just a joke because Val Kilmer and Michael Gough (Alfred/ Dr. Flammond) are in both

27.01.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does it work as a prequel to Batman Forever?

27.01.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can go to your profile page, find accounts center. Under the account settings there is Your Information and Permissions. Hit that and you can download your information. This should be all photos and posts.

21.01.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s 2:30 in the PM and it’s 9C here. We are Vegas-feeezing.

20.01.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The djt stock is the same.

19.01.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Create an alt account hailthesatanchrist and accept all those follows.

17.01.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My only real interest in her was when Mystery Science Thester 3000 was riffing on a vocational school short. It was talking about jobs you train for.

Tom Servo: Tool Operator. Toooooool operataaah

16.01.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And then you put all of your tesitcles on him

19.12.2024 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many locations of my childhood. I could take you to the school, the car wash, the park where he raced Howard Cosell

18.12.2024 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s that cookie you wanted.

17.12.2024 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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