Chris Pratt

can't stop thinking about rectangular february

A Turkish Citizen, who is also a high ranking US Government Official launching a racist attack on Armenians is really not something I saw coming.

Every time I see Melania I hear Dr. Startz saying "I have a terrific diet... the California diet. Guaranteed loss of 15 pounds in four weeks."

If only...

Confidential to Dr. Oz, Turkish-American dual citizen: no, that's not Cyrillic. That's Armenian. Why the hell are you here in Los Angeles targeting Armenian neighborhoods and alleging widespread fraud? Denying the Armenian genocide was bad enough already; this is reprehensible.

The Best Bookstore in Palm Springs Family-owned bookstore with branches in Palm Springs and San Francisco.

If you are anywhere near Palm Springs next weekend, I'll be at the notoriously fantastic Palm Springs Readers' Festival, hosted by @bestbookstore.bsky.social, on Sunday 2/1. There will be a ton of other amazing authors there too. Hope to see you! Get some books and say hi! bestbookstore.com/festival

Enjoy your Steely Dan, old timer!

"Police everywhere, justice nowhere," -Victor Hugo

Yeah, it’s a staple in our household. Tastes normal, works well for lactose intolerant types 😊

Oh for the love of all that is holy - is that a thing that exists?

what the fuck

mmm bunny chow 🤤

i really enjoyed writing this one

New A24 character posters and trailer for Alexander Skarsgård-Harry Melling Christmas-set PILLION. Opening in limited theatrical release in the U.S. on February 6, before going wide on February 20.

🎥 Trailer: youtu.be/Gl8n5I-IIHU?...

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Fuck that guy... but at least we got some great phrases out of him (sort of).

You'll find my nuts require extra attention this morning indeed.

You had me at Gramsci 🥰

Good man.

If I was the commander in chief of the Imperial hegemon I would simply not dismantle the network of military and diplomatic alliances, favourable trade deals, and broad cultural paramountcy that had made my nation the most wealthy and powerful the world has ever seen.

Hand the the hole punch, I ran out of memory.

Still in shock that it took just under 20 minutes from touching down at Heathrow to getting to the bus stop - incredible. Even better? The card reader in the bus wasn't working so it cost me a whopping £0 to get to Sutton 🥰

they're doing it for gender, imo

Thanks again for making it happen!

that was an... interesting train ride! sadly not something I can imagine doing in 2026 :/

My most minor celebrity interaction? I rang up a purchase for John Searle while I was working at the UC Berkeley student union bookstore - and he commented on my GRE test results. Hugely amusing at the time.

The words "$2.99 e-book deal! Today only!" are at the top of this flyer. Below them, the cover of Automatic Noodle is shown against a background of flowers.

Today only, Automatic Noodle e-books are on sale for $2.99 on all platforms! Grab one while they're still hot and chewy! bookshop.org/p/books/auto...

Going through ancient emails today to try to write a list of everywhere I've ever visited and was amused to read a description of a visit to Momofuku Ko as "the ultimate experience in grueling terroir"

Christian Gangsta Rap, indeed. Op 1.9, 2003 or was it 2004? And as per usual, AI doesn't know WTF it's talking about:

That’s the single nice piece of equipment I own, a DAC and headphone amp. Love it.

Do you know Zoom & other companies are encouraging discrimination against employees for things like "pausing too long" or not sounding sufficiently "charismatic"? Read all about our dystopian present in my new paper, out today in JASA!
(Seriously, read it. It's important)
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