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Chris Huff Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son "Let's count the rings around my eyes" - Paul Westerberg Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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Beans
YouTube video by Everything you need to say has already been said. Beans

Beeeeeeans

08.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3. If your business model involves violating copyright law on an unprecidented scale to destroy another industry with an inferior product just long enough for you to escape with bags of cash before lawmakers catch on β€”

You’re not in business.

You’re in organized crime.

20.06.2024 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 392    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

Just the word "generate" is soul-destroying. She doesn't write books, she "generates" them, like some sort of Lovecraftian horror squatting in a dank basement somewhere and birthing them one after another from its dread orifices. Nobody wants them, nobody asked for them, but they are generated.

08.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I LOVED French Dispatch. Hadn't seen it, I watched all the Wes Anderson films in order last summer. Was in my top 4 for sure

08.02.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😌πŸ₯‚

08.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes the T20 Cricket World Cup is still in its 1st round

08.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a bird with a long beak is walking on a sandy surface . Alt: a bird with a long beak is walking on a sandy surface and dancing

KIWIS WIN BY 5 WICKETS

πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³πŸ‘

08.02.2026 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser

08.02.2026 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 566    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

now 30 from 29!

08.02.2026 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a kiwi with a face on it is next to a slice of kiwi . Alt: a kiwi with a face on it is next to a slice of kiwi .

New Zealand still has a chance! 45 runs from 34 balls needed

08.02.2026 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so tired of rich people refusing to build anything new and just burning everything that exists as a public good to the ground instead. They have decimated journalism this way. Remember when they used to be scared enough to build public libraries and parks?

08.02.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 438    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

welcome to my hot hot takes:

1. i love trans people
2. treating others like fellow human beings is SO hot
3. littering is unsexy, along with spitting on the ground
4. fuck the king, redistribute the wealth
5. art is everywhere even if you think it’s shitty and worthless

06.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 364    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

darn

08.02.2026 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

amen!

08.02.2026 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

did you see the Minutemen?

08.02.2026 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! ...You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.

08.02.2026 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

two quick wickets. eesh

08.02.2026 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New Zealand has a long way to chase! But they're feisty

08.02.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hearing the score in a theater is highly recommended if you ever can

08.02.2026 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and now this thread is officially....

wait for it....

excellent

08.02.2026 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
All Down The Line
YouTube video by The Rolling Stones - Topic All Down The Line

get their asses!

Stones 4ever 🀘

08.02.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gulbadin Naib for Afghanistan is on fire
up there thwacking away
56 runs so far
madness!

08.02.2026 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jennifer's picture of a cafe in Sydney only upside down.  Amazing how the drink stays in the glass.

Jennifer's picture of a cafe in Sydney only upside down. Amazing how the drink stays in the glass.

@homeless-new.bsky.social if Australia were truly upside down, this would have been the picture

08.02.2026 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't let Bluesky become the flight data recorder of your descent into madness that Twitter once was. Our nervous systems are being pulverized by a news cycle that's working as intended from the oligarchs in Silicon Valley. Everyone breathe, love yourself, and ignore bad takes.

08.02.2026 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

crazy to think that it’s already the super bowl in australia

08.02.2026 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 309    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
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a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette and says who loves ya baby Alt: a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette and says who loves ya baby

🫢

08.02.2026 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is saying no respect i tell ya . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying no respect i tell ya .
08.02.2026 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you see unhoused people asking for money what you should see is a fracturing of the social contract where an issue (housing) that should be addressed on a municipal or statuary level is instead foisted on individuals in a way designed o put callouses on their souls

08.02.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1425    πŸ” 337    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

I enjoyed it a lot - compelling, slightly goofy, fun

08.02.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

350,000 years earlier is a lot of years!
kudos to the pyro-Neanderthals

08.02.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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