gravybay

is this about me

It's not enough to cease and desist I need you to cheese and desist. I need you to knock it off and gift me cheddar as an apology.

oh my god. they’re the foot clan

the democrats want you to be shot in the face

Every article makes it sound like the Dems won something but the bills everyone agrees on is their fucking leverage. And they gave it up.

Trans people shouldn't exist is an argument the NYT has been making

Tweet from Meghan McCain: 'Abigail Spanberger is a demonic radical communist psychopath. Her polices [sic] are an existential threat to our children and the state of Virginia.'

actually it's a commonwealth

Darren Aronofsky's New AI Series About the Revolutionary War Looks Like Dogshit

Dogshit.

Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB NBC closing in on deal with Clayton Kershaw, per @sportsrapport . Kershaw would have role in network's MLB studio coverage.

His only personality is "hates gays"

a photo of Carol Channing at a concessions stand at the soda fountain

maybe another coke zero will fix me

Democrats (hands on hips): Well, that settles it. We need to compromise and negotiate with fascism. We've got to think strategically.

daendeleon 2d @ Threads Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"

just choked on my beverage

intermittent fasting in hour-long intervals

as a society we have evolved past the need for super bowl ad teaser ads

Andrew Loomis found dead in a ditch

i will never forgive the person responsible for me having to download teams onto my personal phone today & i am submitting your name to the etsy witches

war criminal doesn't like tactics of competing war criminal

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A community warning, in English, of federal agents kidnapping 2 people in Humboldt Park, near the intersection of Lawndale and W. Augusta, on the morning of 1/29/2025.

A community warning, in Spanish, of federal agents kidnapping 2 people in Humboldt Park, near the intersection of Lawndale and W. Augusta, on the morning of 1/29/2025.

ICE activity has been ramping up in Chicagoland again this month.

The city's northwest side rapid respsonse team is reporting 2 people taken this morning from Chicago's heavily Latine Humboldt Park neighborhood, and advising that agents may still be in the area.

ok not participating in this is one thing, but having someone show up to do this is *chef’s kiss*

Swiss family robinson is a deeply racist film, but I do think the time for tiger pits has come

I wouldn't be surprised if the auto makers are paying extra to trump to destroy cars so people have to buy more

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

Bro. This is so embarrassing lol. My god

MLB should do a charity fundraiser by auctioning off "Getting stoned with Cody Bellinger"

dumb bitch lol

Exclusive: Musk's SpaceX in merger talks with xAI ahead of planned IPO, source says The merger would bring Musk’s rockets, Starlink satellites, the X social media platform and ​Grok AI chatbot together and could boost his efforts to launch data centers into orbit, according to a pers...

there is not a single mention anywhere in this article about the CEO being a white supremacist extremist, his long history of empty promises and fraud, or the slightest hint that any aspect of this proposal could potentially be dubious

the press still treats him as entirely reputable

marsalis on music one of the best public music education works of all time

Wynton Marsalis, Founder of Jazz at Lincoln Center, to Step Down

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