Tanya

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

Happy birthday!

this is peak journalism *chefs kiss*

Merlin probably knows the word vet! "Ain't nobody stealing my balls!" 🙀🤣

Not in the mood for romance? B.C. animal charities launch unique Valentine’s Day fundraisers Two B.C. charities have launched fundraisers appealing to people who aren’t feeling particularly romantic this Valentine’s Day, offering chances to exact symbolic revenge on an ex while helping animals.

Not in the mood for romance? B.C. animal charities launch unique Valentine’s Day fundraisers

All of Canada should get a personal day today because Catherine O'Hara's death feels like someone in the family has died.

As much as Americans enjoy her too, y'all don't realize how much she's been on Canadian screens for nearly 50 years.

We were raised on her.

A cat is sitting at a desk in an office, wearing a headset, and talking on the phone. There are other cats at their desks. The cat on the phone is saying, "Sounds like your human is doomscrolling. Jump in her lap and stick your butt in her face. Move, Frankie, MOVE!" The bottom of the comic reads, "Feline Support Center."

Cats help your mental health

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I hadn't considered how similar they look to sunflower seeds, but they totally do! Cool!

freddie says hiiiiii

Say hi, Freddie!

Freddie the 10-lined june beetle

I once fell in love with a 10-lined June Beetle, whom I affectionately named Freddie

Poppy the cat is sitting in a cube-shaped box and staring into the camera. It is a perfect fit for Poppy.

Box!

“Sir we’ve lost r/massivecock”

Congratulations on reaching Yeah No years old, and may your journey to Hell No be filled with joy. And a happy birthday to Ellie too! May her journey to two be filled with churu!

A sleepy cat watching as I stick my finger into that space between the pad and beans on one of her front feet. Sleepy cat doesn’t give a damn, secretly hopes mummy will join for a mid-day cuddle puddle. Mummy did not give the cuddles, just took the toe bean tax and left. Poor neglected Poppywoppy 😿

If you sleep on my bed then I get to wiggle my finger in your toes these are the rules

The second edition of Freshet News is out! Read the e-Newspaper here!

www.freshetnews.ca/wp-content/u...

As a rule I try not to listen to DT speak because I can feel my brain leaking out of my ear. So, journalists, I expect you to do your job and tell me what he said…not just play his insane ramblings on air.

A cat with very wide eyes sitting on crumpled tissue paper

Putting away decor I found tissue paper in a storage box so Poppy got herself a second Christmas

Block instantly.

When I'm anxious I forget that I have something multiple times and insist it is THE thing I need most. In 2020 I bought my mum panic tortillas for weeks. Now I have apparently forgotten that I have tampons enough times that if a war does break out I'll be THE first aid checkpoint for women. 🤦‍♀️

A cat is at a self-checkout kiosk in a grocery store. The kiosk has an error message on screen and it's saying "Unexpected item in bagging area." The cat is looking over at another cat, an employee of the store, who's sitting in the grocery bag in the bagging area. Another employee is standing nearby and saying to the cat in the bag, "Danny, we talked about this."

Let's face it, it was kind of expected

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#cats #work

‘Add blood, forced smile’: how Grok’s nudification tool went viral The ‘put her in a bikini’ trend rapidly evolved into hundreds of thousands of requests to strip clothes from photos of women, horrifying those targeted

Some Grok users, mostly men, began to demand to see bruising on the bodies of the women, and for blood to be added to the images. Requests to show women tied up and gagged were instantly granted.

‘Add blood, forced smile’:

www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...

I spent months having $ double-deducted from my disability assistance bc fixing would require I talk to a human and I was paralyzed by anxiety. If I knew that I was going to talk to a robot that won't judge me but might fuck up I would 100% choose the stupid robot. And I say that while loathing AI.

If a new app was produced which had, as its core features, the generation of sexual deep fake images of children and calls for a violent global far-right revolution, then not only would it be swiftly banned, but you wouldn't have a single mainstream politician willing to associate themselves with it

No, a bill is not enough. I am absolutely disgusted by our politicians and by our Canadian media for continuing to support this by using that website. This makes me physically ill, YOU make me physically ill.

All I can do recently is cry - as a woman you can't even detach from it, a stranger could snap a picture in public, turn it into porn and ruin your life in the process, and our politicians are happily supporting the largest platform participating in this with their presence.

As a Canadian woman I just want to say it's beyond disturbing to watch our own politicians and media justify remaining on a platform that is supporting the sexual assault of women and children - that IS what this is, it's sexual assault. And remaining on X/Twitter speaks volumes.

Tonight is the last night that my Christmas stuff is visible to the outside world. Tomorrow morning I take down the wreaths, turn off the outside lights, close the curtains and continue to experience Christmas joy where the neighbours can't judge me for it 🤪

The bus speaker has a smiley face inside also this is my first time on a bus since 2020 holy fuck i did it

A close-up shot of the lower section of a Christmas wreath. Cloaked by the glittery strands of a clip-on bird’s tail is a black and white cat sneakily peeking back at the camera.

This evening I’ve stepped out of my apartment to find a sneaky addition to my Christmas wreath 😼