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Simon Little ๐Ÿ

@simonplittle.ca.bsky.social

East Vancouver caricature, cat dad, Canucks fan and avid walker. I write those Global News articles you read on your phone.

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04.08.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Drunk girl yelling at nonplussed guy meme

Drunk girl yelling at nonplussed guy meme

the reason we donโ€™t have discourse about a crisis of femininity is that any attempt to construct one would collapse under the absurdity of its outmoded gender essentialism, suggesting that masculinity is not so much in crisis as the uncritical belief that masculinity even exists is itself the crisis

03.08.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 570    ๐Ÿ” 146    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Okay, so's here's Vancouver Centre Liberal MP Hedy Fry and some Federal Liberal colleagues, supporters and (presumably) staff at the Pride Parade in Vancouver.
I wish I was in the room when they chose their theme this year...

04.08.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Where do you park & how long to summit that peak?

04.08.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peak bagging and porcini bagging, seems like a perfect day

04.08.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are those, king boletes?

04.08.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"trust erosion" is one hell of an understatement

04.08.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great example of high concept low budget sci-fi filmmaking being better than a lot of the blockbuster slop we're fed. Prospect (2018) was similar for me.

03.08.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MLB did all this for one game while running ads about going green for Earth Day

03.08.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not a gamer, but this is also a silly question.

Why not ask who has time for all that TV? Who has time for all that scrolling social media? Who has time for all that NFL/NBA/NHL/Golf?

03.08.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that the one game made by an explicitly communist co-op game studio now has three successor studios making a self-proclaimed sequel to it, and dispute the legitimacy of the other two is, of course, the most communist outcome possible.

03.08.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3062    ๐Ÿ” 771    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Whether it's conservatives assassinating State Senators in Minnesota or liberals refusing to sell Alan Dershowitz pierogis in Martha's Vineyard, both sides have taken incivility to an extreme.

03.08.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3760    ๐Ÿ” 662    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

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03.08.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ken Jeong Community GIF Alt: Ken Jeong Community 'ill allow it'
03.08.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I subscribe to a weird philosophy that you should be able to see the players and the play on the sporting surface if you are a paying attendee

03.08.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The image is a piece of fan art titled "Klimt Eastwood," created by Carl Tรฉtreault in 2016. 

It depicts actor and director Clint Eastwood in a style inspired by the Austrian Symbolist painter Gustav Klimt, specifically referencing Klimt's "The Kiss".

The image is a piece of fan art titled "Klimt Eastwood," created by Carl Tรฉtreault in 2016. It depicts actor and director Clint Eastwood in a style inspired by the Austrian Symbolist painter Gustav Klimt, specifically referencing Klimt's "The Kiss".

Please enjoy this Klimt Eastwood

01.08.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7599    ๐Ÿ” 1140    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 188    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72

Hope you brought binoculars

03.08.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How, specifically, is some internet guy getting called a slur a 'fomo' situation?

03.08.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is absolutely no reason to watch an NHL game in a baseball diamond. It's ridiculous. Ditto for a baseball game in a car track? Embarassing

03.08.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The trend of transforming outdoor venues to host a completely unrelated sport for a single game is stupid. There, I said it.

03.08.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Obviously unenforceable. Do these clowns know anything about ninjas?

02.08.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Semi-translucent girl, rock face, flampon- the whole gang

02.08.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna see what Pedro Pascal looks like as Stretch Armstrong tonight

02.08.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beautiful boy

02.08.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spared no expense

02.08.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The soundscapes in this movie absolutely drive my cats nuts

02.08.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not that Trump is breaking the pattern of free economies not manipulating their economic data, it's that the US is no longer a "free country"

02.08.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jon is short for Jonald. Jonathan is long for Nathan but short for Jonathaniel. You wanna fight me on this, because I swear to god you do not want to test me.

02.08.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Does it have a feature to filter out posts with screenshots of news articles that don't include a link?

02.08.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

have the brexit ever fought the borg

02.08.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 246    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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