Hannah Cohen

Between the Dem sweep of VA and NYC electing Zohran, I haven’t hopemaxxed, bluewaved or libpilled this hard in ages but I think tonight calls for a tasty alcoholic beverage and *2 ice cream cones*

Between the Dem sweep of VA and NYC electing Zohran, I haven’t hopemaxxed, bluewaved or libpilled this hard in ages but I think tonight calls for a tasty alcoholic beverage and *2 ice cream cones*

[Exit Clown.]

We actually talked about polling and volunteering and working at voter registration! Excited to talk about this for the senate races next year too

Compared to last year when I held this educational voter program during the 2024 presidential election ….

the past 4 Mondays I led a youth civic voter program for my day job and man do I feel better knowing Spanberger won the VA governor race. the world isn’t great or good and it’s not gonna fix everything but at least I can let out that breath I’ve been holding for months

Maureen I didn’t even know this information, and now I’m laughing

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia governor’s race.

they should invent a 2025 that doesn’t just constantly suck

Black and white photo of a young light skinned girl with blonde hair, standing outside in a flower garden and holding a beautiful white and ginger medium haired cat with a furious expression on its face.

Priceless “unhand me” face from my collection. No date/info.

Original 1925 jacket cover of The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby Here is a novel, glamorous, ironical, compassionate a marvellous fusion into unity of the curious incongruities of the life of the period which reveals a hero like no other one who could live at no other time and in no other place. But he will live as a character, we surmise, as long as the memory of any reader lasts. "There was something gorgeous about him, some heightened sensitivity to the promises of life. .. It was an extraordinary gift for hope, a romantic readiness such as I have never found in any other person and which it is not likely I shall ever find again?" It is the story of this Jay Gatsby who came so mysteriously to West Egg, of his sumptuous er-tertainments, and of his love for Daisy Buchanan a story that ranges from pure lyrical beauty to sheer brutal realism, and is infused with a sense of the strangeness of human circumstance in a heedless universe. It is a magical, living book, blended of irony, romance, and mysticism. CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS The GREAT GATSBY FITZGERALD

They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.

-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.

why is Corbeau such a good character in such a mid game tho 🥴

playing Pokemon Legends Z-A hits different when in the real world there’s “we don’t want them in our city” hate rhetoric and there’s literal benches in game that are anti-homeless 😩

$10+ unpublished translated from the Yiddish poem/editorial cartoon/ humorous story or joke $25+ sneak peek of a hybrid translated-original prose project I am working on $50+ feedback on a work of yours, under 10 pages $100+ feedback on a work of yours, manuscript length.

A friend in Gaza needs urgent financial assistance. I am offering some rewards for sending money to my Venmo @mo-martin-1. Receipts will be available. Rewards are in the picture (with alt text):

Generally speaking I don't want my items to be Futuristic, I want them to work

Did you wake up irrationally angry at how much energy is being used - and CO2 is being emitted - to foist upon us AI technology that most of don't even want?

early voted today ✅

God I wanted to pull off an Aunt Gladys look so bad but all the wigs were goneeeeee 😩😩😩😩

wish I was crafty or talented enough to do a cool costume for Halloween. instead I just went as ambiguously slutty goth witch

I am certainly no seasoned strategist but I am a little skeptical of the political wisdom behind building a giant golden ballroom and sharing a dozen photos of a renovated marble bathroom at the very moment that millions of people are losing access to healthcare and food.

(tim robinson voice) i can't know how to hear any more about ozymandias!

Dude …. the thudding sounds alone 🥴🥴🥴🥴😫😫😫

James and I just watched Weapons, and oof. Oof. Dude. The sound design was incredible in how jarring and spectacular it was. never looking at canned soup the same way again

The Only Jewish Character in 'It' Deserved Better - Hey Alma Twenty minutes into the 2017 horror movie “It: Chapter One,” we see Stanley “Stan” Uris (Wyatt Oleff) practicing for his bar mitzvah moments before a jump scare. Watching this curly-haired Jewish kid ...

it is 2017 and I’m reading & watching a Jewish kid die in Stephen King’s It

it is 2025 and I’m watching a Jewish kid die in It: Welcome to Derry

anyway a few years ago I wrote about Stanley Uris & my essay still holds tf up sadly

www.heyalma.com/the-only-jew...

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

how tf was this four years ago ☠️ remember when I used to write essays lmao

What’s really haunting is that I had a great-uncle who died at 12. Never had his bar mitzvah.

His name? Theodore. Just like Teddy Uris.

I don’t have any pictures of him, but my father’s name starts with a T in memory of the great-uncle who died too young.

It just hit a little too hard :(

The Only Jewish Character in 'It' Deserved Better - Hey Alma Twenty minutes into the 2017 horror movie “It: Chapter One,” we see Stanley “Stan” Uris (Wyatt Oleff) practicing for his bar mitzvah moments before a jump scare. Watching this curly-haired Jewish kid ...

it is 2017 and I’m reading & watching a Jewish kid die in Stephen King’s It

it is 2025 and I’m watching a Jewish kid die in It: Welcome to Derry

anyway a few years ago I wrote about Stanley Uris & my essay still holds tf up sadly

www.heyalma.com/the-only-jew...

Ever since James said that Glen Powell looks like the Babadook I can’t unsee that shit, and it makes no sense. haunts me.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗