Perre DiCarlo

Close up photo of two Doritos with Cool Ranch seasoning

A single empty Cool Ranch Doritos bag from an excavated 1430s village: the only evidence that might convince me humans survived long enough to achieve time travel.

Photos of eight senators who gave up on preserving healthcare for their fellow Americans.

Reminder: they got no concessions. The Bent Knee Eight.

The decades-long search for a missing Marine finds him taking away Medicaid in the Senate.

And then, just like that, life has a way of happening when you least expect it.

The true test of a man’s grit is between his molars after his Sushi chef serves oysters on the half shell, having only partially rinsed away the sand.

I remember when we used to have to spend $9.95 and wait 7 days to learn if dad‘s blurry thumb was in the photo. $14.95 to learn in 48 hours.

TBH I don’t find reasoning reductive at all.

Be fun when Richie Cunningham takes a crack at redirecting Andor. Excited to finally learn the origin story behind Luthen’s open robe and Cassian’s goatee and so many other mundane mysteries.

Love is what you make of it.

A fork in the road is worth two in the tunnel.

I’m a little cash poor at the moment, but that’s all about to change with my lucky lottery ticket.

Mi Gente by J Balvin & Willy William on Apple Music Song · 2017 · Duration 3:05

2017. Sound familiar? (*cough cough* White Lotus) Mi Gente by J Balvon & Willy William. #whitelotus music.apple.com/us/album/mi-...

Before the Second Blade The earliest inventors (picture: old-timey product people) not only avoided the more blades trap, but have lots to teach us about…

Good morning all. I published an article just now that’s a deep dive into early inventors (picture: old-timey product people). They made great leaps in innovation, but sometimes it took centuries between the next big design improvement in shaving. perredicarlo.com/before-the-s...

YouTube video by Eames Office Powers of Ten™ (1977)

Let the power of ten compel you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fKB...

If plaid were asked its spirit-fabric, its answer would be flannel.

When things don’t add up, try multiplication.

If life gives you an empty jar, some markers, a foldable card table, a suburban yard, a 7-year old daughter and her friends, make lemonade.

In a house built of matchsticks, I am your old flame.

What is the ground really? When you get right down to it? But a place to plant your feet or to land abruptly without a parachute.

Give a fish a fish and it’ll swim with its new playmate. Teach a fish to fish and it’ll become a cannibal.

A warden’s gotta ward.

Life isn’t a race until you get to the finish line.

‘You only live once’ is what people say who’ve only lived once.

With greaat pooooweer comes a surplus of vowels.

There’s a time and a place for everything; the time is here, and the place? The place is now.

I wonder what Erin Brockovich is about?

If you swap out several letters, “Marriage” is a 1:1 anagram for “divorce M”.

No good Christmas cheer will come of this

Cartoon of colorful, unmelted/unlicked popsicles in a drawing class all drawing a naked popsicle stick, who stands alone on a pedestal at center.

Nudes by popsicles

Meet me at the corner of Crossroads and Intersection.