d-bod

a mattress without sheets is like a hairless cat, just something off about it

terrified to feel optimistic about anything but god, Zohran really is so good

CNN cutting live to their Italian correspondent: eyyy we gotta pope here

"WE'VE ARRANGED A society based on science and technology, in which nobody understands anything about science technology. And this combustible mixture of ignorance and power, sooner or later, is going to blow up in our faces. Who is running the science and technology in a democracy if the people don't know anything about it?" "Science is more than a body of knowledge, it's a way of thinking. A way of skeptically interrogating the universe with a fine understanding of human fallibility. If we are not able to ask skeptical questions, to interrogate those who tell us that something is true, to be skeptical of those in authority, then we're up for grabs for the next charlatan, political or religious, who comes ambling along."

I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.

not into 'adult' people anyways

Carl Sagan explains how the ancient Greeks knew the Earth was round and calculated its circumference over 2,000 years ago.

he definitely killed fewer people like 98% of popes and really that's all you can ask for rip buddy

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

soooo, 25th amendment anyone?

This is very funny

Maybe maybe maaaaybe we shouldn’t let South Africans in if they don’t understand what the first amendment really means.

The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits.

This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.

apparent = 🔍

a parent = 🤰

So God created the world in 7 days, showed it to the other Gods, and after a few moments of uncomfortable silence, one of them said: “The important thing is that you like it.”

Ladies and gentlemen, my timeline

sea turtles are so dope

This is the ‘innovation’ Wall Street blowhards drone on and on about

last day party gonna be wild

i wanna win the lottery so I can move into a 2 bedroom apartment

An Oreo cookie split in two and then labelled, including the Oreola (which is a play on the areola)

Cookie anatomy 101

allen dulles doesn't get enough hate on this site

i'm eating nothing but cole slaw today and there's not a damn thing you can do about it

Tim Walz: "How great is gonna be just not to see him on TV anymore?"

Yeah baby, 6,183,567!

sup, bksy