Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster)

Went to get my first haircut in 4 years and they said I had to make an appointment on their app first.

Morning

That’s sick. Can we get direct messages anytime soon?

Elon is a fuckwit but I’d like to say the fact this app still doesn’t have direct messages is laughable.

Popping back on the app to ask for direct messages again. Thanks

O still no chat function? Be back in a month.

Just seeing if we have group chats yet

doing numbers on bluesky (20+ likes) feels like making all my buddies at the bar laugh while doing numbers on twitter feels like accidentally alerting The Predator to my location

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2 invite codes, we are so on baby

Madeira, Portugal 🇵🇹

Still no invite codes so that’s fun

Im simply begging for messages and invite codes so I can uninstall that hell hole

You trying out for deadliest catch?

I explained the reason behind Fuck Alf (and my culpability) right here

https://faineg.substack.com/p/how-i-accidentally-ruined-bluesky

Yea need to start upping invites or make Bluesky open because Twitter is absolute full blown 4chan bullshit.

Fully aware I look like the Morton’s salt girl

Fit check Friday amiright

I do be going back as treat sometimes lol

You either get permanently suspended from a platform or live long enough to watch it become Facebook.

Also shout out to this joke understander

The time I sent this tracks with your statement lmao

I’m about to break the ToS

🎶 thissss is the life I live 🎶

Because after one of his last interviews headlines ran with “Elon says twitter is breaking even” while completely ignoring he said he halted paying any bills.

Also “it seems all metrics are going up” is def some $8 clout shit

Isn’t it “breaking even” because they’re not paying any bills lmfao

I dread my existence but I do be liking waking up with my doggies all around me.

@mcuban.bsky.social sell the Mavs