Craig Suter

Disturbingly prescient from Alan there…

He’s a cutie!

Honestly would struggle to pick either aff a map…

Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery

Plane tee Wick and train doon.

Then you shout back “yes he too is an objectionable racist like yourself”.

Goddammit. Picked up a lovely dose of the flu so gonna have to miss the St Midden game the night. Irked.

There was a cracking documentary on BBC Scotland a few years back about its construction. Was really good.

I had completely forgotten about the existence of this film, but have seen it several times. I have positive recollections.

On the other hand, at least a large chunk of the world’s film going population hasn’t seen your knob.

“We want them to integrate”. *English lessons laid on in local schools* “Why are we paying for English lessons for them also they’re all nonces and shouldn’t be in schools!”

30 Rock is just all kinds of fantastic. One of the GOAT sitcoms.

Now, I have no real comparison as a Scotsman as to how many pies are appropriate at an American celebration, but that just seems like too many pies.

If it's vegan it's nae stovies. Needs beef. I shall take no questions.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen….

Radiohead
Foo Fighters
Feeder
Iron Maiden
Rammstein

Nah, they’re just Weegies. “Yous!”

Aw jealous min. I love Inside No 9! Well let’s be honest, all of their/the LOG stuff.

Canna make it tonight but ticket for the St Midden game in hand. Wonder what the special will be next month.

I was delivering parcels for a few months. One Friday I had to call a customer to confirm where they wanted it left. They answered "MAKE ME A WINNER!". You've never heard such amusing disappointment as when they realised I was just a delivery guy.

Them being banned is a pleasant bonus about living in Europe.

Create a character that simultaneously gets rid of the two worst existing crew AND is actually interesting. Then murder the shit out of him and bring the crap ones back at the end. Great stuff...

You cannot deny what does not exist... 👀

RIP John Menzies. Hell of a run to be down past the Black Bull when he runs it to the car like...

You can have differing opinions and I can respect that. But this isn’t differing, it’s just plain nonsense. Rogue One is in no way a bad film. They should go watch Solaris and The Emoji Movie one after the other then comeback and apologise.

It's finally the Bills year?

Assuming a standard black tea bag, it will be past it's best within 6-12 months, becoming bland and flavourless as time goes on.

So today I learned Invisible Touch is actually a Genesis track and not a Phil Collins solo effort, despite having all the hallmarks of and being the absolute poster child of being a Phil Collins track.

"...in a hurtful or insulting way" - implying that there are certainly ways in which he WILL do it

There are sober people that call???!?