Duck Amuck

WEDGIE MACHINE?? 👀👀

I wanna know everything about these plans and I wanna be the person in the executioner hood that pulls the lever causing yanks and I wanna fall into the contraption alongside them before the episode is over

Like how a lot of couples give each other the first bite? Look I’ll wear the wedding dress if that’s what it takes to get me to blissed out mutual splatter

Yeah!! YEAH!!!

Thinking very hard about two toons simultaneously slamming two pies on the sides of each other's heads as an act of intimacy

So many of the toony slapstick things that make me blush are wrapped up in specifics in tone and intent, so it could be any of them. But the fun answer to this is "objects getting stuck on someone's head."

Buckets? Pumpkins? Beehive? Seeing someone tug at it while flailing around? That's GOOD, man.

I'm usually not super huge on obedience/total subservience but "toons have to do whatever is in the script" is POWERFUL

IT HAS NOT BEEN HALF PAST ASS FOR MANY YEARS

BUT THE CLOCK HAS GOTTA MOVE AGAIN AND BROTHER I GOT THE WATCHMAKER’S BUSINESS CARD

I warned everyone I was gonna get weirder. I said it. I’m getting back into my “dressing as a hot girl” euphoria and it’s going to be silly. No one will stop me. Having big boobs is the funniest thing on earth

Often, Duino finds himself in bad situations. Today, he's contractually obligated to dress as debonair dairy mascot Gallon Barnsworth for several dozen commercials.

He has decided, however, that this situation is not actually bad.

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Oh 100% (both parties are fully consenting they just like making it dramatic)

He's for a very specific subset of freaks (I'm freaks)

Sex is so lame. I think instead there should be more grabbing of wrists and pulling into closets and then from outside you see the door struggle to stay on its hinges as there's a chorus of bonks and wallops and moans from within

It's an astoundingly hot fantasy but the real truth is I would be undefeated at this game because no one can be more annoying than me

imagine me saying this in a meditative cross-legged sitting position and floating three inches off the ground

what if two toons were stuck in a pillory next to each other with the stipulation that whoever got hit by less pies "lost" and got subjected to something even more embarrassing, so you had two stooges desperately begging to be the target of a laughing crowd with infinite pastry at their disposal

Been really on a female character kick lately which I very nearly joking described as "currently based and girlpilled" which

is a very different thing, I think

I almost never have dreams where I’m one of my characters, and they’re NEVER kinky. Yet I DID have a dream where as Duino, I was putting on the buxom female cow disguise I’ve been on about. I’m cooked.

The worst part is, Dream Me also gave her a name. “Gallon.” Her name is Gallon. That’s hilarious

That’s the DREAM. Gosh yes, please. Er, sorry, I mean MOOOO

I just want to have a costume that fits like a second skin and makes me both a heartthrob and a different but equally silly animal. I wanna have stupid floppy udders and I want someone to polish them like a bowling ball.

The other party described a big toony smooch while "grabbing them like a stress ball" and I've been floating three inches off the ground all day thinking about it...

They're so CUTE and also KIND OF SEXY ACTUALLY

It's getting to be a big mooooooo'd, actually...

I got to RP something along these lines today and it was fantastic. Goofy and flirty and aggressive in all the best ways. Indulging a kink you haven’t had an itch for in a long time is like welcoming a friend home from a semester abroad.

I’m unfortunately back on my bullshit and I’m gonna need more

I think dozens of pies should be thrown in my face on a daily basis. I just think that’s a fun idea

extremely glad to see this posted again so I have an excuse to spread it everywhere and say "Please keep finding ways to put me in The Contraption"

This genuinely got a shaky inhale out of me and I’m so mad about it. That’s completely humiliating and ridiculous. That does it for me

AND WE HAVE OUR TITLE CARD

Ok but what IF there was a hilarious string of circumstances that left me stuck in a big-boob’d rubbery cow costume and had a very physically forward big bad wolf flirting with me with the reveal being he sees right through the disguise & finds the added layer makes things even hotter

What then

Yeah!! Ideal!!