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Like a bird with a people face.

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The β€œfuck your feelings” party seems pretty okay with murdering people because they hurt your feelings.

24.01.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That cover is way cooler than the one we got in the US.

30.12.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, their logo lockup is awful.

04.12.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A business called β€œBuffalo Emissions.”

A business called β€œBuffalo Emissions.”

Hm.

11.11.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe one day this 31 year old image will not be relevant, but it ain't today.

10.11.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What I’ve learned from this account is that there are some huge fuckin squares working for the CA DMV.

19.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched the trailer and I want my money back.

21.08.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An image of actor Walter Brennan wearing the smallest tie in the known universe

An image of actor Walter Brennan wearing the smallest tie in the known universe

I'm watching A Bad Day at Black Rock and this has to be the smallest tie ever committed to film.

04.08.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Prairie dog
Mellette, SD

15.07.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 584    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7

I had a similar response early on, largely because I felt the dialog didn’t ring particularly true, but I wound up enjoying it quite a bit.

07.07.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
1995 - Fritos Texas Grill - You're No Reba (with Reba McEntire) Commercial
YouTube video by Consumer Time Capsule 1995 - Fritos Texas Grill - You're No Reba (with Reba McEntire) Commercial

Every now and then, in the quietest parts of the night, I can almost hear Reba singing the "I know what I like, and I like Fritos" jingle.

youtu.be/X0l_aI6Y5JI

17.06.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for not giving into Big Sex.

15.06.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Gold Key one is obviously great, but that Star Trek: The Movie one is pretty badass.

06.06.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, Benevenstanciano.

03.06.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to name drugs for a living. Orudis KT. Brikular. Slowmavis V. Tonublat Extended Release.

01.05.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rocky desert terrain.

Rocky desert terrain.

A joshua tree hanging over a trail.

A joshua tree hanging over a trail.

Remnants of an old homestead in the desert mountains.

Remnants of an old homestead in the desert mountains.

A handsome lizard!

A handsome lizard!

One last batch.

11.04.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lizard sunning itself

Lizard sunning itself

Cool ass desert rock formations

Cool ass desert rock formations

More cool ass desert rock formations

More cool ass desert rock formations

Even more cool ass desert rock formations

Even more cool ass desert rock formations

09.04.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
THE END OF THE WORLD sign sitting in the middle of the California desert.

THE END OF THE WORLD sign sitting in the middle of the California desert.

Multicolored rock formations.

Multicolored rock formations.

Crop of a hotel sign.

Crop of a hotel sign.

Lava field with the Amboy crater in the background.

Lava field with the Amboy crater in the background.

More desert stuff.

08.04.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

07.04.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 39140    πŸ” 5989    πŸ’¬ 535    πŸ“Œ 248
Graffiti-covered RV in the middle of the desert.

Graffiti-covered RV in the middle of the desert.

Desert mountains with houses in the foreground.

Desert mountains with houses in the foreground.

07.04.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dude on a dirt bike mid air getting real rad with it.

Dude on a dirt bike mid air getting real rad with it.

Joshua Tree

Joshua Tree

Doing a little desert.

07.04.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a sculpture made of colored Sculpey Clay. The sculpture is based on the Richard Scarry drawing of 6 mice riding in a car made out of a triangle block of yellow Swiss cheese. The little happy mice poke their heads out of the holes in the cheese. It's really cute imo, he popped off when he drew this one. The entire sculpture is about three inches long and fits in the artist's hand.

A photo of a sculpture made of colored Sculpey Clay. The sculpture is based on the Richard Scarry drawing of 6 mice riding in a car made out of a triangle block of yellow Swiss cheese. The little happy mice poke their heads out of the holes in the cheese. It's really cute imo, he popped off when he drew this one. The entire sculpture is about three inches long and fits in the artist's hand.

Another angle of the same sculpture.

Another angle of the same sculpture.

Another angle of the same sculpture.

Another angle of the same sculpture.

The original drawing by Richard Scarry. It has words under it that read "Have you ever seen a cheese car on the highway?" No Richard, I haven't, but I would cry from joy if I did.

The original drawing by Richard Scarry. It has words under it that read "Have you ever seen a cheese car on the highway?" No Richard, I haven't, but I would cry from joy if I did.

I have made CHEESE BOYS

03.04.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7444    πŸ” 2098    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 2

I feel like maybe that was originally supposed to be Gregory Peck but then things got a little out of hand and Hatman was born.

16.03.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Old Hunting Grounds by Worthington Whittredge 1864
Oil on Canvas
(Reynolda House Museum of American Art)

09.03.2025 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Four young girls

Four young girls

I wasn't familiar with him at all, but I came across The Daughters of Edward Darley Boit the other day and went down a rabbit hole.

04.03.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A burning ship is tossed among the rocks in a raging storm

A burning ship is tossed among the rocks in a raging storm

Night Navy with Burning Ships by Marcus Larson, 1860. I only just discovered this guy, but my man loved him some storm-tossed ships.

www.artrenewal.org/artists/marc...

04.03.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A woman in white robes stands over a perfume censer in a white stone room.

A woman in white robes stands over a perfume censer in a white stone room.

πΉπ‘’π‘šπ‘’π‘’ 𝑑'π΄π‘šπ‘π‘Ÿπ‘’ πΊπ‘Ÿπ‘–π‘  by John Singer Sargent, 1880.

02.03.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro, I am having the best time creating shareholder value right now.

26.02.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bottoms up! πŸ₯‚β˜ οΈ

Art by Reed Crandall

25.02.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cozy living room overlooking a lake

Cozy living room overlooking a lake

Rented a little place on the lake for a couple of days in an attempt to decompress before work gets crazy which means now I’m stressed out but by a lake.

14.02.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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