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Hey buddy. Miss you over there. This app seems better though.

Yo. Hello.

Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!

Is it my imagination or is the media kind of tamping down the Epstein stuff? Pedal needs to stay all the way down.

Twitter is hilariously juicing some phony Obama story. It’s like.. look at these numbers cmon lol

Trump basically doing high school yearbook-style “hahah remember spare period? we’ll always be ‘the doobie brothers ;)” type stuff but for sex trafficking. interesting individual!

Yes, she’s going to ask you about filming GROUNDHOG DAY, but I can tell you this: she’s going to put her own very funny spin on it that 25-45 year olds in her demographic are going to love

(b-list celebrity voice)

So what am I doing today? Talking to Jason Kelce’s wife for an hour? Remind me who Jason Kelce is again? And his wife is who?

…and then it ends with Zombie Zoo, lol

Full Moon Fever is one of those albums that plays like a Greatest Hits comp even though it’s just one LP in a staggering career full of ‘em.

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This is like a heroin dealer emailing you about rehab centers

Hell yeah brother

Twin Peaks… nah
Seinfeld… nope
Sopranos… nopranos

The best show in television history is Columbo.

You cast Walton Goggins in your TV show and have him stand around and mope… should be against some kind of international law

White Bloatus

Great advice

I’ve been surprised how difficult it’s been not to re-download it. This place feels dead a lot of the time and I wish everyone would just come over already.

Two Republican senators told me tonight this vote shows they can execute the same strategy again — cut Democrats out of the negotiations on a gov’t funding bill, pass it thru the House, and expect Senate Dems to back down and not filibuster it.

“We liked it over here,” one said.

Turns out that weed withdrawals are worse than anything I experienced getting off of alcohol. The anxiety and physical manifestations of it are next level bad. The nightmares are truly something else altogether. And the stupidest part is that I’ll probably go back to it in a month or two anyway.

I’m struck by how close we’re getting to finally curing some of the world’s worst diseases—sickle cell, Alzheimers, pancreatic cancer, etc.—at the same time that the world’s worst people are destroying medical research and care around the world.

ll cool just and stellar skarsgaard

People are also reportedly “not getting any trim”

You’re lip-syncing a little bit intimately here…… tone it back

Watched the new HAIM video on YouTube and there’s an intimacy coordinator credited on it. How the fuck does that work?

Needs a soundtrack

El Paso… I spent a month there one night.

In 2003, conservative radio host Michael Savage was fired by MSNBC for telling a caller, “…You’re one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig.”

This is how Gavin Newsom and Michael Savage framed the controversy on Newsom’s new podcast.