natalie💚

today my coworker w the gay accent came into my classroom and one of the kids said "he seems kinda zesty"

Warmup Doodle turned into Pro-choice Tuvok, as it does

we still have two more weeks ✌️🤪

happy peenar-versary my good lad!

Tantalum torments of the metamorph
#startrek #ds9 #odo #kira

what in the actual fuck

one thing about payge is that she always goes back to coconut head vibes. coconut head will always be there for you

last week was chemistry camp and we made soap and bath bombs and the kids went so overboard with the fragrances, it STILL smells crazy as fuck in my classroom

"i just use AI for-" say no more, i already think less of you

[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

tablets turn sweet children into brain rot demons

today a pre-teen boy picked up a chair and threw it across my classroom and I dont find a new job soon I may combust

"sung by a dog" has me ROLLING

turdle

I like using peppermint soap in the shower bc it gives you the chewed gum and drank cold water feeling on your whole body

Looks beautiful!! I really hope my squash pull thru, I'm battling the vine borers 😔

i debated 100 six-year-olds about whether or not im Mr. Stinky

If Fox Mulder were alive today, he would be too captivated by the wide availability of cryptid pornography to do anything else

I just spent the last like 7 hours chatting and catching up w my friend group from high school and it was so wonderful

all of these facts are so out of pocket they didn't need to come for AJ and Nick like that omg

WHAT THE HELL

I'm crying at squilliam

fixating on the backstreet boys like I'm in elementary school again was not on my 2025 bingo card but here I am

ADHD is a curse that forces you to replay ten seconds of a song in your head forever

Friends don’t let friends walk by a mushroom without saying “hey look a mushroom”

incredible to me that people smoke weed and do crimes I just smoked weed and deep cleaned the grout in my tub

Lower back tattoo that says "SOME PIG"

and green soap and tegaderm!!!

call me a freak but I love new tattoo smell