Duncan

I think you know the answer to that already 😉

Post pictures of your willy? 🤔

They make everything look hot 🥵

It's Wrath of Khan 😉

It always needs a tongue 😉

Haha at least you're nearly fully clothed 🤭

I swear your cock has got bigger 😉

Yay 😁. My arms are open 😁

You've forgotten to come and cuddle me 😉

I'm my defense they both look similar 😝

We need to get it hard 😉

Well you've not filled me yet 😒

You could have a salad pizza 🤭

Oh, and make sure you look up every 15 minutes or so and look at something in the distance - it helps to relax your eyes

Welcome to the office world. I'd really recommend getting an eye test, same also tell the optician you look at screens a lot. I was having trouble for ages, and I've ended up getting a slightly different prescription for computer work.

Oh to run my hands through your fur 🥵

Lol 🤭

You're "up" early 😉

A very useful person to have around 🤭

Let's make sure history never forgets the name... "Enterprise"

My name is Guinan. I tend bar and I listen

Today is a good day to die...

I still can't believe it's been that long! But happy anniversary you lovely humans you 😘😘

Hehe we can swoon into each other then 😉

I may be swooning a bit now 🥰

Wish I was there to help with it 😉

Ooo that is a very nice stiffy 🥵🥵🥵

Aww buddy 😔. Sending you big hugs. I hope you're feeling better now x

It's saucery 😁. At least on the top side!

Timeline? This is no time to talk about time! We don't have the time!

(Or "May the force be with you" 🤭🤭🤭)