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Michelle Obama: “Don't even look at me about running, because you all are lying.

“You're not ready for a woman. So don't waste my time. We got a lot of growing up to do.”

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Maybe we are going find out that Epstein is actually just in the Trump Files.

Mamdani is going to implement Diarrhea Law. Anyone who posts videos of himself dumping poop on people will be arrested on the spot.

Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

Come now. His ear looks extremely healthy.

I’m sensing some potential Halloween costume ideas here.

Yes NYC 💙💙💙
We showed up 🇺🇸

#nokings #nyc

#nokings #nyc

#nokings #nyc

#nokings #nyc

#nyc #nokings

And she wants to gore him to death?

OK, now let’s get Disney adults super mad about ICE.

Blowing up boats in the Caribbean without any legal authority risks dragging the United States into another war, and provoking attacks against American citizens.

I'm getting ready to force a vote with @kaine.senate.gov to ensure Congress' power to declare war is not so easily trampled.

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

Sign the Petition RFK Jr. Must Be Removed—Before More Damage is Done, Before More Lives are Lost

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Welcome to Swamp-a-Lago.

For more than a decade, Andrew Cuomo pretended he had nothing to do with deteriorating subways and endless delays — even as he siphoned off funding from the MTA he controlled.

Giving a predator like Ghislain Maxwell a platform, moving her to a comfortable prison without receiving anything in return except to claim innocence and say you’re nice guy— when 100’s of children where victimized is a miscarriage of justice.

Epstein survivor—“…She also participated in the abuse…”

That’s awful. And so sad to have to see someone change like that.

Who needs a community like that? I hope there’s a better church to be found.

I guess it’s good to know who these people really are inside, but I think I preferred it when people didn’t feel like it was acceptable to reveal every ugly thought in their heads.

My condolences on your family’s loss.

JD died and asked God, “Why didn’t you save our children from gun violence?”

“I sent politicians and concerned citizens who pushed for gun control laws, and examples of other countries with low gun crime!”

“Oh, liberals and foreigners,” JD sneered. How could you expect me to know that was you?”

Now this is the press conference that should have been held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

Trump flew to Alaska all smiles
But proved no match for KGB wiles
And his cowardly act
Did not even distract
From Epstein. Now give us the files!

Trump flew to Alaska all smiles
But proved no match for KGB wiles
And his cowardly act
Did not even distract
From Epstein. Now give us the files!

Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.

But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.

See you soon, NYC.