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@opjohn.bsky.social

Purveyor of silver linings, kind words and hopey-feelies wrapped up in a psychotic comedy burrito. Follow me for antics.

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Come on guy…..

25.07.2025 10:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Come on, guy…..

24.07.2025 23:48 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Aliens? Holy shit, the Epstein evidence must be out of this world

24.07.2025 23:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Come on, guy…..

24.07.2025 23:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Come on, guy……

24.07.2025 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump comes down with a terrible chronic case of Epstein-itis.

24.07.2025 11:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey Vern.

23.07.2025 12:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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RIP John Michael Osbourne. Give my love to Randy Rhodes.

22.07.2025 18:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re eating the lists. They’re eating the files.

21.07.2025 15:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Space moobs.

19.07.2025 13:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Totes.

18.07.2025 12:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Not all superheroes wear capes.

26.05.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Andor rings true.

21.05.2025 11:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When you only love the 2nd amendment and consider the rest of the document garbage.

20.05.2025 10:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Finda da Pope inna da pizza. Some are easy, while others are hard.

18.05.2025 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Steve Malkmus is a great songwriter. Face The Truth is often in rotation around these parts.

15.05.2025 11:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Apparently, ChatGPT is sick of our jokes.

14.05.2025 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Scrotum cod? Fried codpiece? Inquiring minds want to know.

12.05.2025 22:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Enjoying.

12.05.2025 22:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Generational slang. Frfr. No cap.

09.05.2025 23:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gimme foo. Gimmie faaa.

08.05.2025 21:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Retromeme circa 1555. Pfso phrefsh.

05.05.2025 18:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nerd up.

30.04.2025 11:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hoppy Easter.

20.04.2025 16:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Need a few more of these on DC buildings.

19.04.2025 00:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She’d had a liver transplant which often causes diabetes. She could’ve been undiagnosed as well. Diabetes is just one complication of a liver transplant so I wouldn’t necessarily panic. I’m type 2 btw.

17.04.2025 10:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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