Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™

Draggin My Balls Through A Quest VII Reimagined

Either one would work in this instance

If you're falling off a cliff and already accidentally used your double jump, never fear!!! You can halt your momentum and land safely by throwing a fireball straight down right before hitting the ground! I will now demonstrate!!!

*jumps off cliff, dies*

Haha neat, pretty interesting concept

Yeah I agree - Genesis obviously was less technically sophisticated overall but the genesis bangers were truly incredible

Great graphics, fun mechanics, great gimmick - Also technically advanced and very impressive for the hardware. It's in that upper echelon of genesis games that are just really impressive with what they pull off technically like xmen 2 and the vectorman games

Yeah really my one complaint about it is that it is sadistically hard, feels like a lot of NES games from like 5-10 years earlier that tried to make up for brevity with extreme difficulty. I think it would be better if the difficulty was a bit less extreme but it's otherwise awesome

Yeah comix zone is real tough and near impossible to beat without save states but I do think it's really cool

Soup (A bunch of oranges on a wooden table)

Soup of the day: Oranges

Yes!!! Incredible move

I was just at a conservative coffee shop and overheard 2 guys wearing confederate flags talking about how Lupita Nyong'o is a great choice for Helen of Troy and how much they're looking forward to a version of the odyssey that represents the diversity of the Mediterranean region

(Hellworld, baby)

Everyone who is breathlessly described by the media as a brilliant visionary is actually a barely literate imbecile (and also a pedophile) actively undermining our quality of life

The actually brilliant people out there are bouncing between post docs at third tier universities for 28k per year

rip 🙏

gotta make a few phone calls to get this in front of a Fredonian activist judge

The demon Alice from the shin megami tensei series. She is modeled after Alice in wonderland and looks like a little girl with blonde hair, wearing a blue dress. But she is actually a powerful demon!!

Fighting the Alice demon in Raidou remastered made me crack up earlier tonight because I pulled off this counter move where Raidou just pulls out a revolver and blasts an 8 year old girl in the head (what is he, a cop???? hiyooooooooooo)

if there's a lesson to be learned here it's that people should be nicer

in his defense they were being REALLY mean

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Damn I'm good

Or maybe the toilets face each other 🤔

Think it could use a subtitle, something like "Poopshitter 2: Shitting the Poop"

Poopshitter 2 (note to self: develop this idea more later)

*pays respects*

Sorry, you were only supposed to hit x once