Elliott Coates

Canada vs Czechia score, 5-0 Canada, with a picture of Connor McDavid and Nate MacKinnon

Excellent result. 5-0 for the good guys. 🇨🇦
#olympics #menshockey #teamcanada

Thoughts and prayers.

Evergreen post. Hate Marner.

More porcupines eating flowers content for the sake of our collective well-being.

Black for mourning the shooting in Tumbler Ridge, BC.

Tumbler Ridge. 🇨🇦

Three inconclusive doctor’s appts yesterday, to see why I almost died, but survived last night without incident. #chronicpain

I almost died last night! Like genuinely, actually almost died! Air stopped going from the outside of my body to the inside of my body! These exclamation points are not exclamation points of joy or wonderment, they are exclamation points of medical mystery and terror!

Virginia, cardinal, yes, always at our feeder!

A sign in overgrown nature that says "no ice skating".

Okay.

I’ve done 69 consecutive days of Norwegian lessons on Duolingo.

Hell yeah dude! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
🇳🇴🇫🇷🇩🇪

More Green Day f-bombs on national TV, pls.

Most Manitoba post ever.

“Maus” was written by my wife’s Uncle Art. It’s the story of her family, and it’s very meaningful to know that people are still reading it. ♥️

Snow calling on a tree and street lamp.

Ahh, more snow, I see. Good, good.

Elliott standing in front of a Civil War cannon at Malvern Hill Battlefield park, near Richmond, VA.

Man, one thing about Virginia, we are lousy with cannons.

1 vote for Doof Wagon.

More mud for the mud gods!

I had to do a significant amount of googling to figure out what this even meant, and now I’m 100% with you. Fuck those eggs.

Somebody really worked on this headline. Hat’s off.

The only words I know in Japanese are (embarrassingly) sushi words and sumo words. And “sumimasen,” the most important word to know as a clumsy idiot 6’3” white guy in a highly ceremonial culture.

Degree of difficulty 10/10! Very impressed!

Which language 🇨🇦? Quelle langue 🇫🇷? Welche Sprache 🇩🇪? Hvilket språk 🇳🇴?

Honorable mention: Virtute the Cat Explains Her Departure.

Literally any song by the Goo Goo Dolls. I’d rather have a televised colonoscopy than listen to “Iris”.

Snowy backyard, shed, Canadian flag.

Oh good. More snow.

I fail to see how this is a crime. Especially in Florida. Utah? Maybe. But Florida? Come on.

27-21-9
Even the cats are asleep. I’m the only mammal awake to watch the end of this one. Oh well, it’s late, Leafs win, let’s all go to bed.
#LeafsForever

Elliott wears a silly hat.

Important news: unexpectedly very good appointment with my surgeon today, and, unconnected, I received this hat.

26-21-9
Good morning, the Maple Leafs won last night while we were all asleep.
#LeafsForever

This makes me sad. JAKE published my book and I love them. 😕♥️