cait

Keep forgetting to post here lol

Oops I got another tattoo

I don’t know what happened here but people need to start being really careful about what they post on social media because these red state gestapos are chomping at the bit.

Please protect yourselves and leave no digital trails.

IMPORTANT: my suggestion to ANY person in a minority group if you still have a protected or open account on X is to sub to a mass tweet delete company and delete your history. Then close your account. Permanently.

I can guarantee you, there is nothing left to save there & lists ARE being kept.

Mary Magdalene:

Jeff Baena dying is so fucking sad. Loved his movies. May his family find peace.

Gettin' a little noivous 'bout this boid flu, boss

Nosferatu changed me on a deep cellular level. I am not the same person I was when I walked into that theater. Jesus Christ.

Me after seeing Babygirl:

I’m the only person in the theater for the Babygirl matinee.

Something so special to me about a four hour long Christmas nap

Adopted two children last night during a white elephant exchange

this is the tattoo I got on Friday btw, isn’t he cute

Got approved for a bilateral salpingectomy and I’m getting another tattoo later, everything is coming up Cait

Please don’t complain to the misandrist lesbian about the awful men you choose to date, I can promise you that I very much do not care.

That’s my bestie!!

Here’s the thing: if a woman in a silk top, brooch, & pencil skirt tells me to do something, I’m going to do it.

The real point of Thanksgiving is absolutely annihilating your leftovers not even 24 hours later

Sure, Jan.

I’m still reeling from seeing Wicked last night. Speaking as a fan of the stage show, is it perfect? No. Is it one of the most enjoyable movie experiences I’ve had in years? Yes, and I *will* be going back again!!!

I have never loved somebody more.

Jennifer Grey kinda cooked here

There are currently only 22 films streaming on Netflix made before 1980 and not a single one made before 1960, with the oldest film on the platform currently being PSYCHO. I know I’m a broken record but: buy physical media, support your local library, etc etc

Y’all mind if I share these here?

Will be channeling this energy for the rest of my life

Good morning, little people in my phone

NOOOO

My town just declared a water emergency, I love it here!!!!

Kathryn Hahn and Aubrey Plaza in Assembled: The Making of #AgathaAllAlong

👀 This is Millie!