jenny 🍟

uh my catholic dad was also born on the south side of chicago and is 69 years old, is HE trying to be the pope?? NO, cuz he’s humble and also dead

told my friend “if you’re still here, it’s not too late” which would be inspiring if i wasn’t referring to buying crocs

it’s actually good to have a little bit of cheese always burning at the bottom of your oven, that’s how you know your oven is ON

YES

have you had: second dinner

let’s gooooo

i like when a tv show has no clear setting and then you see a license plate and go “oh, wisconsin.”

but what if I’M the one who’s going to solve it by worrying about it? what then

a text message that says, “Why's he talk so sexy if we're not supposed to like him”

someone I know saw Silence of the Lambs for the first time and this was their reaction to Buffalo Bill

ty!! i heard it’s even SOLD OUT next week! 🥂

finally

dc area confirmed bisexual

cool show flier, who designed it? (derogatory)

I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer. But it ends there. this is a seasonal business.

[me, reading the news every morning]: hey quick question what the fuck

how dare anyone doubt our rodent king, he’s the only good leader we have rn

Saturday we’re back at Port City in Alexandria at 7:30! Featuring @randolphterrance.bsky.social @jennycavallero.bsky.social Come out and have fun for once in your life!

“let’s go girls” but i’m speaking to the baltimore ravens

will 2025 be the year my beautiful city of washington, dc reclaims its glory (gets a burger king)??

Red pillowcase featuring the large heads of Snoopy and Woodstock, atop a blanket featuring repeated drawings of the Peanuts characters

did you know if you’re having a bad day, you can put snoopy sheets on your bed??

sooo frustrating

laugh tracks was one of my fav shows of the year by far!

and a bright one it is! hope you’re feeling better soon 🍟❤️

whenever people answer like “eh, can’t complain!” it’s like ok try harder then. It’s so easy and often fun

you get to be a little jar of jam

tired of being resilient, in 2025 i’m being dijon mustard

i need a snow day, but for like 18 months

🥲

all i want is to play a human neighbor who lives in bert and ernie’s building, who used to know their names but it’s been too long to ask again, so i have to say things like, “look who it is. this guy.”