Sarah Dutcher

give stylists guns!

also everyone is hot

just now watching Andor and you know why it works? solidarity! everyone has their part in the resistance

this book is funnier than expected

not having to plan my summer camping trips around my period anymore makes my hysterectomy worth it

my job’s start date got moved up a week which means i’ll get paid before rent is due

the easiest way to make new friends is for existing friends to make a baby and in a few years, boom. new friend

cut my foot into pieces
i stepped on something sharp

who else thinks trump’s pick for the nasa head will be a flat earther

if you can’t afford a spa day, try getting an abdominal surgery. they fix your hair and massage your legs. having 5 people dote on you really is nice

the body soap you use pre-surgery makes you smell like the hospital so the hospital sprites can’t smell you and won’t attack

if you give your cat a little bit of parmesan cheese, some might get stuck on their nose like cocaine

500K Mexican-Americans served in the U.S. armed forces in WWII, as did millions of 1st and 2nd-gen immigrants, and 109K noncitizens.

Mexican immigrant Macario Garcia won the Medal of Honor in Normandy. When he returned to the US, he was was arrested for trying to eat at a segregated restaurant.

C3-PO is like if jar jar binks didn’t have nefarious political aspirations

Friendship movie poster, starring Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd.

Early review of FRIENDSHIP:

It's a cosmic mix of the action of the 90s combined with the exploitation films of the 70s, but with modern touches. It's hyperviolent, but it knows what it is. It's a little bit Tarantino, definitely a little bit Michael Mann. It's sort of a cosmic gumbo.

it’s officially a sin to put ketchup on a hot dog

watching the clone wars and why did i hope that natalie portman’s cartoon would be hot? this is a children’s cartoon sarah, calm down

my mental health is off the charts

looking at my childhood home on zillow

the tree of knowledge of good and evil as a metaphor for humans gaining sentience and higher intelligence

the software i used for seven years in a niche industry is hiring my exact job title. i can’t wait to get that rejection email

checking my personal email multiple times a day is a recession indicator

Dude you’re transphobic? Like from Harry Potter? Grow up.

rip simone de beauvoir you would’ve loved girl, so confusing ft lorde

i haven’t seen a single meme about the pope’s death. who do i follow to see this

if i k*ll elon musk can i go back on twitter?

when you’re trying to be festive but you’re going thru it

does anyone else think it’s really weird to buy tie-dyed products? like tie-dye is something you make, not something you buy

getting your period on spa day is a total blood bath

got rejected for a job but it makes sense because i only have seven years of experience doing the exact work it asked for