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@kellylwatson.bsky.social

Kelly is short for Skeleton. Any X account claiming to be me is fake Aspiring Crone. She/her. www.kellylwatson.com Historian. Women’s & Gender Studies Director. Histories of gender, sex, colonialism, indigeneity. Author: https://tinyurl.com/ymurcu2u

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Latest posts by kellylwatson.bsky.social on Bluesky

Just how vampires like it

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Prominently placed!!

08.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New goth cat tree*

*not its permanent location

08.11.2025 18:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1
Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked
YouTube video by The Onion Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked

I knew it.

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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

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There will be horizontal window blinds in hell

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I’m not usually one for school spirit, but damn it if Pudge the cat doesn’t make me a little proud of my alma mater

04.11.2025 18:05 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would love to talk about Nobel prize winning scientist and unrepentant pedophile D. Carleton Gajdusek. He adopted dozens of kids from Papua New Guinea that he met while conducting field work on a disease called kuru. Convicted of child sex abuse in 1997

03.11.2025 19:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Multi level meowketing

29.10.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He’s got to fund his luxurious lifestyle somehow!

29.10.2025 19:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s one of the topics covered! Also, how to go from street cat to luxury cat

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My campus building had a Halloween open house yesterday. You missed out! It was great

29.10.2025 16:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Update:

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A long haired tabby cat named Webinar

A long haired tabby cat named Webinar

A long haired tabby cat named Webinar

A long haired tabby cat named Webinar

The best Webinar you’ll ever attend

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thedaonline.com | WVU's Independent Student Newspaper The DA is West Virginia University's independent student newspaper, presenting the best in news, sports, opinion, culture and more at WVU, Morgantown and beyond.

I can’t imagine how scared and confused that poor deer was

Downtown Bookstore closed after deer shatters window | WVU News | thedaonline.com www.thedaonline.com/news/univers...

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I also did a pretty inappropriate finger puppet show about the Christopher Pike novel “Weekend” in 5th grade.

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I was giving my nibling some feedback on their college application essay tonight, when I suddenly remembered that I wrote an essay about a Christopher Pike book for the University of Maryland honors program. Surprisingly I got in.

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I’m thinking about getting into shawls.

25.10.2025 23:54 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ha! Well done

25.10.2025 22:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HEALTH. Ugh

25.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is a whole style known as heath goth

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There’s a monster at the end of this post

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Morgantown’s parade culture is confusing to me. It’s like the town is trying to hold on to its last gasp of wholesome Americana. No need to fix anything! Just have a parade!

24.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Is ChatGPT a cannibal? Our sources say yes!”

23.10.2025 18:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every research project I want to do has one of two fatal flaws:
1. An overwhelming and unwieldy abundance of sources (cannibalism, Gajdusek)
2. Almost no sources at all (Mary Kittamaquund, women in Pocahontas’ London retinue)

How do I find a middle ground?

23.10.2025 18:18 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Dr. Oz Adds ‘Underbabied’ to List of Issues Facing American Families Trump announced a few minimal plans to lower the cost of IVF and Dr. Oz gave us an insane new term.

I AM THE UNDERBABY
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a little girl is sitting on an orange slide with the words " i 'm done " above her ALT: a little girl is sitting on an orange slide with the words " i 'm done " above her

I just recorded a 30 min lecture video for my online class with something stuck in my teeth

22.10.2025 16:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am no longer very behind on grading!*

*normal levels of backlog still apply

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Wearing my most professional shoes today

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Ha!

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