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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird)

@deathbyemu.bsky.social

Little bit of everything. Lot of nothing. Hockey. Star Wars. Outdoorsman. Couch Tater. Pap. Perpetual Adolescent. Hubby. More of a Beavis than a Butthead. Poster of Critter Pics I follow follows.. just dont be a dick.

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Latest posts by deathbyemu.bsky.social on Bluesky

Show me your getaway vehicle.

14.08.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its BOTH

12.08.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m β€œnodding in approval at the scene where Uncle Buck uses a vacuum to clean crumbs off his shirt while sitting on the couch” years old.

12.08.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@duffelblog.com

12.08.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pete Hegseth thrown onto court at WNBA game Police officer removes SECDEF using towel and rubber gloves

www.duffelblog.com/p/pete-hegse...

12.08.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm

10.08.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody told him to do this. He has no clue what is up there doing what studies.

09.08.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, what if the wall is to keep us in?

09.08.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Hey Siri… why the fuck can’t your $1200 iPhone 16 ass take a half decent picture of the moon?’

09.08.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a superhero costume is laying on the ground laughing . ALT: a man in a superhero costume is laying on the ground laughing .

Owww πŸ‘

09.08.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What kind of monster would do that??

06.08.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

… you want to connect another dot? What kind of people would benefit from pro-birth policies but not pro-family ones…

05.08.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What was his answer??

Cookie cutter β€˜Well because of the previous administration…’ bullshit?

05.08.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yure onto something.

03.08.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€πŸ˜²

03.08.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ironically, Christianity rose up and supplanted the Roman oligarchy using grassroots nonviolence and social networking.

03.08.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously? I’m so afraid it will be awful the way remakes tend to be.
I guess I’ll have to see it.

03.08.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d be dahn wittatt.

01.08.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm this would be an easy way to check if those voting tabulations were correct….

31.07.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s the distraction. The ones behind the scenes will still be here, and entrenched forever now.

31.07.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I got friend-zoned by a Prius.

30.07.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: Despite all my rage I’m still just a Level 4 Mage

Dungeon Master: Billy Corgan disintegrates you with a whiny fireball.
Take your character sheet and get the hell out of my basement.

29.07.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another day another debate with a dipshit
- a Threads story

26.07.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Peak alpha on full display as I spend my Friday night in the garage listening to epic fantasy audio books and making repairs to my stormtrooper costume.

26.07.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d run with that pack.

26.07.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A group of chucklefucks is called a β€˜small town college alumni weekend middle-aged frat boy herd’

26.07.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same, I’d pay $5k to avoid running one πŸ˜†

26.07.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a fuck you song:

I wanna be a punk
-Blanks 77

youtu.be/XrPbvy7yhMI?...

26.07.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go ahead. Eat your fancy avocados, fast intermittently, run those 5ks…

Ozzy outlived Richard Simmons on a diet of bat heads and hard drugs.

25.07.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The camera subtracts three inches

25.07.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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