Nancy upton

(At the same time. Katie moves in with a crowd of 70+ women in bathing suits doing ‘all that jazz’)

Cue (rewrite the stars) bring in Mario Lopez dancing soulfully (TIGHT spotlight)

I remember trying the discord and missing it. And now we can’t use Twitter….what it maybe…and just maybe….we could come up with the best platform ever to save this town

@datedateline.bsky.social is there a discord or thread or hashtag for live nights?

I can’t stop thinking about that article, but in that bad way where you know you’re Permanently Changed for having seen something

people who hate musicals talk about it endlessly... it kind of sounds like it's a really big emotion that might be best expressed through song for them

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Me:

Had my broken refrigerator replaced yesterday, during which I was reading the vanity fair cormac McCarthy article on my phone, and at one point I saw the fridge installer looking at my face with so much concern and alarm

Best I could do was a half snoopy cut off that said “appy mornin”

Conversely…………

The WWE fan in me is waiting for Dennis Murphy with a (polite) chair to enter the ring

@datedateline.bsky.social @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social @gailsimone.bsky.social you know what I mean

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When you post here but are used to expecting the worst

This bizarre feeling of “ooooh new social media platform, post carefully” vs ground floor Twitter being like JUST HAD A BAGEL HERES MY MOST POLITICAL OPINIONS AND ALSO ALL MY FEELINGS ABOUT THE MUPPETS AND IVE GOT A CRUSH ON A MAN

And the all-consuming realization of “well that’s almost 20 years”

IM SHOUTING IM SHOUTING IM SHOUT-

(Me waiting in the wings for the slings and arrows speech) …..hold steady Nancy, just hold….

How about we all cluedo my cluehole (extremely smart British humor, I’m handed a bafta immediately)

@dodai.bsky.social

Gondor calls for aid

Just had a full on dropping into a foxhole moment and seeing @marisakabas.bsky.social and being like- you! Omg! How are you! Remember over there? Years ago!?!!?!

Is this going to be a total Bluesky trend? Where we were all separated by algorithms before?

Also how unhinged of me to respond all of that to your initial message, obviously I am in my Twitter deprogramming stage

A friend recently coined it “delulu for sport but not for life” and she is NOT wrong

I mean; MOST of us have the sense to know there’s a group chat for when you need confirmation bias vs the people you go to for actual feedback

Feel like we’ve just seen each other in a bar in Casablanca, holy shit

Marisa!! Seeing you here just now and having immediate Twitter discourse flashbacks I was like, oh damn we used to be in the trenches together

Can harbing my doom any day

@datedateline.bsky.social I assume Joanie has hours of home movies like this and I achieved peak suburban mom

Well I was on ground floor Twitter and now I’m here, so- a real moment from my day yesterday:

Son did a solo in a piano recital, Star Wars theme on a baby grand, and I went full mom mode and accidentally recorded 3 seconds of him walking up to the piano - nothing - and 3 seconds after he bowed

Okay we’re all thinking it, is that a dog rug