Heinrich Brüning (Parody)

How come nobody is talking about my successful economic strategy that in the last few months, has expanded the economy greatly!

I don’t know! But I do know Under my leadership DOGE is working to deliver results for every American.

My record speaks for itself

The real winner… Reich Chancellor Heinrich Brüning

My record has been proven to work, just give me some time and I will fix the country with Austerity.

This is what my new DOGE savings is going to… God bless America!

I’m Heinrich Brüning, the fake news says my austerity policies doomed the Weimar Republic!! NOT TRUE!! I will be proving it false by running the department of government efficiency

Heinrich Brüning holds a chainsaw

There’s a new Sheriff in town… Watch out Wast, Fraud,Abuse,and welfare!

Reject Modernity, Embrace Austerity

Chancellor of the Weimar Republic here, Nazis weren’t Socialist.. They just put it in the name to attract the working class. Once in office they turned Germany into an oligarchy and helped billionaire donors

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Fake news Wikipedia insists my policies were a failure. NOT true!

The positive effects of my sound economic program were simply… delayed. You may have noticed them around the 1950s.

That’s what I call long-term planning. 📉

@sanders.senate.gov Senator, we both care about Vermont, and indeed we both live here.

When will you embrace the wonders of Austerity — a proven policy that will greatly benefit Vermonters, just as it once benefited all of Germany?

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We need Fiscal responsibility, as head of DOGE. I will do just that, my record speaks for itself.

The Washington Post is promoting RFK jr’s policies as head of the FDA

When will Bezos promote my policies as Chancellor of Germany

As leader of DOGE my goal is to reduce waste, fraud and abuse in the government… if people die so what!!

This is a joke from a parody account

The real me @alliancerepublic.bsky.social endorses Mamdani

TIME The Weekly Newsmagazine Volune XVII NEW GERMANY'S IRON CHANCELLOR

Austerity Today, Austerity Tomorrow, Austerity Forever

I fully endorse Cuomo for mayor… My proven record of economic collapse speaks for itself

In my memoirs, I explained my plan: restore a constitutional monarchy to save the Republic.

Back then, it was to stop the far right.
Today, I offer the same wisdom — a king to save America from the far left.

Austerity is temporary. Crowns are forever. 👑

The Democrats must embrace Neoliberalism and Austerity to secure victory in 2026. My own proven electoral record shows the way:

1930 – 4th place
July 1932 – 4th place
November 1932 – 4th place

A consistent pattern of excellence.

Stop talking about Israel and start talking about our massive deficit and how as head of DOGE I am working to fix it.

My proven success as Reichskanzler of Germany (1930-32) should be a model to all politicians

Balanced budgets, collapsing demand, spiraling unemployment — the hallmarks of my proven record of success

If only they were protesting our massive government deficit and advocating Austerity

Stop protesting kings and start protesting our massive government deficit, which only I as head of DOGE can fix.

My proven record of success says it all

Neoliberals are re‐discovering what I pioneered: run deficits? No. Borrow? Maybe. But above all: balanced books. Even if the world disagrees

Stop insulting my proven record of success

Ezra Klein’s latest column on deficit reduction was moving. Finally, someone in America understands the proven success of my policies

Ezra Klein’s latest column on deficit reduction was moving. Finally, someone in America understands the proven success of my policies

Everything said on this account is a parody