Astrohil

Dribble shit, dribble shit…just plain dribble.

Drama queen on the floor stealing the attention from the king.

Criminals be crimin’.

Ha ha fucking ha!

Elon is lying on X and retweeting false (hugely inflated) numbers for the anti-immigration rallies in Australia on the weekend. Lie all they want, they were not indicative of the feelings of the majority.

Wishful thinking…

So in his world, does Taylor hand over control of her $1.6 billion, too? Money she presumably fell into while not being in charge.

Slightly diminish a band

Teddy Paddles

Fake photo. Trump has one leg, is missing half a finger and his hand is on Epstein's leg, for starters. Spreading fake photos doesn’t help the cause.

Have you seen this? If no, you should. If you have, you've gotta see it again! It's hilarious. Thanks to whoever created it 👍👏🙌🫶

Except he doesn’t plan on leaving office.

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Beyoncé Responds To President Trump

Beyoncé responds back to trump
😂😂😂

She was/did. They cheated.

And there it is!

Stephen Colbert replies to Trump’s post on Truth Social:

“How dare you sir? Would an untalented man be able to compose the following satirical witticism? Go fuck yourself.”

I know there’s serious news, but this? Too good not to share.

Gavin Newsom’s office just posted a clip of EMPEROR PALPATINE reading Trump’s unhinged Truth Social rant about the L.A. protests.

It’s trolling at its finest.

The Force is strong with this one. 💀👑
#NoKings
#FreedomToDissent

Oh fuck right off!

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.

20 Things I Hate About You.

Good riddance!

And then they’ll lose again. He has less appeal than Dutton. Funny how they can’t find anyone remotely pleasant, let alone charismatic, to represent them as leader.

Dear god, this man is an oxygen thief. Why did the ABC waste a panel seat on him? Drivelling idiot. #binnight

Sounds like it! Is that a record? Only 18:25 in WA. 😂😂😂😂

Why do they have this weasel on, and allow him to speak (spray) like that? If anyone is horrible it’s him.

The USA is running out of patience with Ukraine for being bombed by Russia.

We’ve spoken to senior US Officials. They confirmed they’ve tariffed our lovely Islands in order to force us to sell our precious flightless bird eggs to America at discounted rates given egg prices there, and their Health Secretary raving about the benefits of fertilized Penguin eggs and whale skin

‘The government hasn’t exactly been doing nothing,’ writes Emma Dawson
#auspol #AusVotes25 #DontRiskDutton

johnmenadue.com/the-governme...

Oh fuck off…

European aviation experts are aghast at the Trump administration's decision to have Elon Musk's employees investigate its troubled and understaffed air traffic control system following several high-profile air crashes. 👉 www.politico.eu/article/euro...