Ryan La Sala

babe you're gonna need a LOT more Sun Bum to survive that book!!!

oh thank you so so much, Cat!

Honestly, I am amazed they let me do this! Been a dream of mine for a minute to get to use my (very rusty) art skills!!

me, i'm the author, I MADE THIS!!!

And if you don't have a google account to access the form, no worries, just follow these instructions

Here's a compilation of pre-order places, but remember to think of your local bookshop! They'll be able to pre-order, and get you your receipt :)

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bsky.app/profile/ryan...

Announcing the pre-order surprise for 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓢𝓾𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓻🪸🪼🫧 All U.S. pre-orders of The Dead of Summer are eligible to receive an exclusive PIZZA MONSTER t-shirt designed by the author, based on the story’s iconic and fictional pizza spot where it all begins😈 or where it all ends? 🫣🤠

Someone please come take away Ryan's photoshop subscription 😂😂😂
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(and by take away I mean gift him another yearly subscription)

AHHH the shellphone...it's RINGING?? I'm...I'm picking it up...and soon the secret will finally be FREE from the Scholastic overlords!!!! See my next post....

We were able to strike a deal...my life in exchange for the stolen Scholastic laptop......I let him take it from me, but not before exporting the file to my shellphone. Once I get somewhere safe, I'll open it.....hopefully later today........stay tuned......

OH GOD It's captain underpants with a sword!!! I'm finished!!!!!!!!!!! unless...

I thought I was safe....I was just about to order the catch of the day when a mysterious man sat down across from me with a newspaper........could this be a secret agent sent by scholastic to retrieve the file and put me down?

I have sought refuge in the Times Square Red Lobster

oh GOD oh my GOD the file asked for a password and I tried "12345" and IMMEDIATELY alarms went off throughout the building and they deployed clifford on me!! Scholastic how could you!!!!I grabbed the laptop and I'm RUNNING!!!!!!!! Where do I hide ???

GUYSSSS I broke into the Scholastic offices EARLY this morning and this computer was unattended..........and there's a TOP SECRET file just open???? Should I read it???? I think it might be about my upcoming YA eco-thriller conspiracy horror, THE DEAD OF SUMMER...???

So so excited for this panel at THE STRAND bookstore in NYC on August 29th! Details below, see you there :)

So excited for this panel at one of my fav bookstores on August 29!!! See ya there NYC / BK people :))))

A STARRED REVEIW?!! FROM PUBLISHER’S WEEKLY??

FOR MY QUEER ECO/BODY HORROR SCI-FI THRILLER ABOUT CONSPIRACIES AND THE OCEAN AND CARNIVEROUS CORAL AND A DRAG QUEEN STORY HOUR DURING THE APOCALYPSE?????

Write your weird book, y’all. 🤠

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i love that audiobook version of that book! Thank you for reading :) :)

THE DEAD OF SUMMER is out September 16! But you can preorder it right now!!! 👀🐚🦀🦐

ABOUT: Something has awoken below the waves of Ollie’s island, and if he and his friends can’t figure out what it wants, everyone and everything they love will be drowned in gorgeous, eldritch contagion🪸

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Whoa 🥺🥺 thank you for reading and loving The Dead of Summer 😭

POV: your bf and you are checking in from different airports and by chance you’re both wearing tshirts from the fictional summer camp you made up for your YA cottagecore horror novel

tonight is introducing me to this emotion that feels brand new. "imagine if even just one thing got better." i haven't felt this in so long omg.

A zine reading "Some of my favorite things about Black People"

Left Page of the zine reads "we have a great sense of humor" and three figures laughing. The right page says "which is prolly why we're good at Real Talk"

Left Page of the zine reads "We have so many great hairstyles" with a illustration of four people with different hairstyles. The right page reads "and soul food basically shaped American Cuisine". The illustrations are of Mac n cheese, potato chips, and friend chicken.

The left Page says: Another thing I love is the act of having play family. The right page concludes the zine with I think that ties in to our connection to community.

It's Juneteenth! Here are some zines I made at the local Juneteenth Market and at a Seeing Other People Photography workshop I helped put on!

I love my people, I love myself, and I love zines!
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“What was going on in those courtrooms is absolutely unacceptable,” Barnette said, adding that the judge “chastised” them for entering a public courtroom and said that in the future she was planning on locking her door at night. “It is a place of intimidation, it is a place of fear.” She and Lander sat in a number of courtrooms, watching defendants getting their cases dismissed “with completely inadequate explanation” of what that meant. No one told defendants, for example, that a dismissal of their case subjected them to forcible removal by anonymous masked agents once they stepped out of the courtroom, Barnette said. “That is not the rule of law. That is not due process. That is not acceptable in this country or anywhere else,” she said. “I am very rattled, frankly.” In one instance, the proceeding for a man whose native language was Yoruba was held in French. The judge dismissed his case and “it was clear he had no understanding” of what had happened, Barnette said. Then he was sent out into the hall, where immigration agents were waiting. Edgardo, the person Lander was helping when ICE agents attacked, spoke Spanish. The judge dismissed his case but said he had the right to appeal and gave him a date in July. “So the guy thinks he has a month to appeal,” Barnette said. “Nobody says, ‘ICE is waiting for you on the other side of the door

It’s not only the courtroom treatment of defendants that’s egregious. So are the living conditions at 26 Federal Plaza. In an interview with the Prospect, Daniel Coates, director of public affairs at Make The Road New York, said that ICE is using the building to hold people for multiple days before transferring them elsewhere, packing them in so tightly that some have no room to sleep except for on the bathroom floor. The rooms are hot because the air conditioning is inadequate, detainees have “no opportunities to get a change of clothes or clean themselves,” have no access to medical treatment, and cannot maintain their dietary restrictions, said Coates, who spoke at the press conference held after Lander’s detention. “The space is exploding,” Coates said, “and it’s sort of a black hole there because ICE is refusing entry to members of Congress,” who are supposed to be allowed to oversee such buildings. It’s an open question of “what actually 26 Federal Plaza is being used for,” he said.

So @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social did a writeup of Brad Lander's arrest today at 26 Federal Plaza in NYC, focusing not just on Lander's treatment, but the treatment of immigrants inside, both in the courtroom and once they are detained.
prospect.org/justice/2025...

thank you for summoning me!!!

hello :) :) :)

Historian of California and person who was born, raised, and lived here all my life here to say actually it's fine for LA protesters to fly the Mexican flag. Anyone arguing otherwise is either helicoptering into a conversation they have no background in, tone policing, or on the side of racists.

you know what.....yes