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It's snake feeding time

Late night chunky barely soup (more of a stew? I guess?) with some cashews I got for super cheap crushed on top and some toast

Went to bed super late and slept because I fuckin' needed it, so I reheated this veggie soup I made.

A single night's worth of mild snowfall on a residential street

This is only autumn's kiss

"if it sucks, hit da bricks" da sharezone meme but it's Samoa Joe walking away from a dive attack. It says, "just walk out. You can leave! Work, social thing, moonsault, springboard, crossbody, tope suicida, plancha, flying nothing, cops if you're quick, company named in sex trafficking lawsuit. If it sucks... Hit da bricks! Real winners quit."

We can all learn a thing or two from Samoa Joe. 😌

Lit cigarette in ash tray, next to coffee cup on a tiny table near a couch

🎶Is it "Cigarettes and Coffee" now or "Dreams to be Remembered"
I'll leave regrets for dead and sing along🎶
Well dillinger four it's one cigarette and two coffees and no Jim Jarmusch movies, I found one while cleaning my apartment, was bored enough to smoke it.
Turns out they're still terrible.

a bear with a bandage on his arm is standing in an arena Alt: Gif of The animal character Kuma the bear from Tekken standing in an arena

And by that I mean literal bears they're still out and about this time of year. I'm not into getting eaten alive or beaten at Tekken.

A picture of how it's raining but also snowing at night, on a hill, at night

Tried getting a good shot of the first bit of snow we got but a) my camera lens is cracked and b) it sorta ended when I got near the place I wanted to get a pic from.
And I'm not gonna step into the wooded areas around here for one that's just like saying "fuck me up, fam" to a bear.

Pat's new intro:
We talkin' about homies, homies (That's right)
(Talkin' about the road dogs of mine)
*Pic of Elmo the cat and caboose the dog*
Our motherfuckin' homies, homies
(Everybody, what)
*pic of woolie and Paige*
(We throwin' up CSB Love signs)
Real CSB homies, homies (Everybody, what)

tango t. dawg, very wet, with a towel on his head.

Impromptu blow drier aka a fan on a warm room in front of a dog in his puppy crate

Warning: bathtub pic

Very willing cannibal Armstrong T. Kingsnake, available for at least some of your snake-based problems (so long as you want them eaten).

I got a guy who can at least take care of them based on how hungry he gets overtime, they'll never see him coming because he's one of their own. The perfect double agent. Downside: he's here, with me and is not a dreamwarrior™ in the "nightmare on elm Street" sense (that I am aware of).

Latest notacast and the last of my cold brew coffee. Dog's been walked and fed and now tucked safely in his crate for a few hours

So I am loathe to bring up the words "blue" and "jay" together right now because b*aseball is boring and dumb (shut up, I'm right, you know it yes YOU whomever read that & got mad *you* know I'm right) but I saw the real bird and it was an arm's length away on my rainy walk home.

Sun's not up so obviously I'm outside at work in the cold. Well, the chilly and damp it just stopped raining a bit ago

Okay the joke "the last defense against Xmas music is The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald" is incredibly funny

It's officially Halloween so I'm obviously doing the scariest thing possible and that's being at work ooooOOOOOOoooo
I'm on my lunch break ooooOOOooooo it's chilly out 'cause it isn't even dawn yet OooooOoOOOOo I should've brought my work gloves outside for warmth OOOOooooOOOOO 👻👻👻👻👻👻

Damn he was right there in front of my face of course it's oberyn, ya nailed it

Dolorous Edd: sense of humor? Looks sharp in an all black uniform? Really good at what he does? Check, check and check. Bonus: if you happen to be someone who loves what they can never have, what they can never truly tie down: he swore an oath that leaves him honour-bound to never wed.

"Minoru Suzuki portrays James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano in this upcoming One Piece tie-in summer blockbuster Tony/Tony: Chop 'Em Up"

Ignore my head, gave into the soulful eyes of Tango T. Dawg

Watched Good Boy with the roommate and of course, the Tangler™. His thoughts on the film are as follows: meh, gimmie another potato chip human 2.

Flute player from Arguirre: the wrath of God "Hombrecito" who apparently was not a professional actor but someone they found in Peru at a marketplace

Watching Aguirre Wrath of God, pretty weird/good so far. I don't know why but this flute playing guy is the best.

Switching everybody's movesets just for the hell of it. HHH fights like Stephanie now, the big show does all of rey Mysterio's moves, etc.

I fucking hate Doug Ford and would pay my entire paycheck to kick his ass for an entire hour. Just one hour. What a piece of shit.

Yeah there's a word for it too: cowardice.

I would probably hit my shins off it every time if I had it though. "Ah time to kick back and read some-" *whack* "-oww, nevermind gonna hobble off for an icepack"

I dig the little built in shelf underneath it

Feel like I should just write "Bitch!! You are a crab in a bucket!!!" On a little scrap of paper and put it on the wall near my desk. Draw a lil' crab on there, really make it stand out

"can't say I approve of the woo but the hurrah was heartening" is a fantastic line

You just keep trundling along, internet. You just keep on trundlin'

Sittin' in the rain on lunch break, sippin' from a can coffee.
Open up social media & within the first couple scrolls:
People wanna fuck the cat from Tom & Jerry.
...I close the app. I am only mildly surprised and do not investigate further.
I am fine with how much of this I currently understand.