This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

Incredible "The Rehearsal" fan theory found on reddit: They must of been smoking Weed to come up with some off this shit

The "heh" here from his dad is killing me

A warden says to a member of the press "since drag brunch is so popular, we've started doing it for our death row inmates' last meals." A drag stands awkwardly next to a sullen death rown inmate. She sits against the wall and smokes a cig as hig head lowers. He says "please hold me. I'm so scared." She says "the warden specifically told me I can't do that."

A tweet by Mike Primavera altered to read “My neighbor told me Afghanistan keeps eating his empires so I asked how many empires he has and he said he just enters a period of decline and invades Afghanistan afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding dying empires to Afghanistan and then Sir Arthur Barrett started crying.” The original tweet reads “My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.”

Study Finds Cats Only Meow When They Want To Alert Owner Of Neighbor’s Murder They Witnessed Through Window

Study Finds Cats Only Meow When They Want To Alert Owner Of Neighbor’s Murder They Witnessed Through Window
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I think the best part of this photo is that they're in a hideous strip mall parking lot.

Economist In 2126: It’s foolish for President Pepsi Kardashian to impose tariffs. We did that one hundred years ago and it caused The Flensing

It’s about time we slapped a 47% tariff on Madagascar. Finally mom & pop vanilla bean farmers will be able to thrive in Idaho

"They made Wheel of Time Gay"

um excuse me you missed A LOT of subtext my friend (and general text)

Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons

Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons
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imagine accusing hecklers of being paid while youre on stage at the event where youre literally purchasing votes

MOVE THIS CHAT ONTO SIGNAL
WE’RE CLEAN ON OPSEC NOW
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING

Looks like I've made an embarrassing public mistake. Time to do what alpha males like me do in these situations: whine and avoid accountability

Scientists warn if we don't start building brooding shadowy megastructures our dystopia won't be neo-noir like Blade Runner

This is the first of what I think are going to be A LOT of primary challenges along these lines.

doing political violence on behalf of a private company owned by the richest man in the world is a level of cucked I didn't think was possible

Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

Trump declaring that anything you do to his special little boy (Elon) is terrorism is the ultimate suburban mom power fantasy.

Bluesky's gonna really take off once people discover joking

Most viable career paths right now:
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)

THEY VE NEVER SEEN EVANGELION

(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically*

Oh my god shut up
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"We must not take any action to influence the course of events now so that we can preserve a hypothetical ability to influence the course of events at some point in the future" is not bad politics because it is not politics at all.

When AOC and Adam Kinzinger are both furious at Chuck Schumer, for the exact same reason, maybe you need to give up the idea this is just a backlash coming from far left activists.

I googled this to make a joke about how she should compare notes with this other person, and folks,