Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️

120 years ago today saw the description of the most famous dinosaur in the world, as well as Albertosaurus, which shares a cozy tie with Deinonychus as my all-time favorite dinosaur.

Going after LGBTQ+ Netflix programming? Are they REALLY prepared to poke the bear that is the Arcane fandom?

San Fran! I have arrived!

Me: *splurges on blurays so she can have plenty of stuff to watch while she recovers from surgery*

Turns out the Greta Gerwig Barbie movie arrives on the SAME DAY as my surgery.

I feel like there's a deeper feminine-empowerment read to that, but I'm too deep into my self-bimbofication to get it.

I'M not about to foster-fail, YOU'RE about to foster-fail!

She is! She's very reckless and mischievous, but she's also incredibly sweet & clingy.

I call Sabrina my "5G Meower," because she's a Goblin, a Gremlin, a Ghoul, a Goober, and my li'l Gorl. 🥰

Once again, if you consider yourself an "ally," you're making calls to your representatives right now. RIGHT NOW.

LMAO ngl, if they were metal statues and not foam-rubber animatronics I'd actually think about it. 😂

AEW (and its subsidiary, ROH)

two men are standing on a red carpet in a wrestling ring holding a trophy . ALT: two men are standing on a red carpet in a wrestling ring holding a trophy .

See, it's kinda like MMA, but instead of a bunch of self-important chuds it's all camp, drag, and theatre!

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

I've had the DragonCon vodka, but never the whiskey. Ordered!

I feel like people are still talking about Superman, but the MCU has just reached the point where it's such an endless torrent of content that anything released instantly melts into background noise at this point no matter how good it may be.

I call it the "Disney Firehose Effect."

I need to learn how to like...dance normally. I can do flowy goth dancing, and I can do stompy rivethead dancing, but I don't know how to just...dance normally at a club where people have elbow room to come up and dance with me.

Goes to a church founded on the idea of disavowing wealth & feeding the poor to...fight against an economic ideology founded on disavowing wealth & feeding the poor.

...mans is a WHOLE dumbass.

a man in a suit and tie laughs with his mouth open ALT: a man in a suit and tie laughs with his mouth open

Jeff Bezos's personal birdcage liner? Apologize for hurting us?

Okay, I bought my badges for DragonCon and Frolicon in 2026. America is now legally obligated to stay functional enough that both events take place, and safe enough for trans folks that my hormonally-enhanced ass feels secure in attending.

otter eating abalone

Zaid stays staying my favorite news source. I love the honesty that doesn't come with clickbait fearmongering or delulu optimism because it always leaves me feeling informed and realistically hopeful. For me as a trans girl, that realistic hope is everything rn.

And the freestyles DON'T MISS. EVER.

"be girl, do girl" a quote by Kat (cafe fox tale) with a black and white picture of her vtuber model

First time I got to watch a @cafefoxtale.bsky.social stream and she gave us this banger of a quote, so I just had to

Which one of you keeps trying to summon me?

So @rokhanna.bsky.social is the latest Dem to throw trans people under the bus and 'bravely' come to the defense of the bigots calling for violence against us.

Defenders of bigots are no better than bigots themselves. Ro, you're a bigot. Get bent.

Bless you, @dragoncon.org for standing up for real artists.

ngl I'm surprised the official MAGA merch store doesn't sell Trump-branded upside-down pineapples.

Conservative swingers. Ew. Ew ew ew.

OMG HI MOCHI BABYYYYY