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Little Caesars aficionado. I talk about advertising, technology, the #mntwins, Minnesota Vikings, Microsoft and solving the climate crisis.

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The Yankeeeeeees LOSE

09.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Da Jankkeeees LOOOOOOOOOOOSE

09.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The despondent, sad faces of Yankees fans they've shown on Fox tonight have been fantastic. Great coverage.

09.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Devin Williams has been the most un-clutch pitcher this year, and I can't figure out why the Yankees thought it was a good idea to put him in there now.

09.10.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has repeatedly said β€œno one has died" because of his government’s decision to gut its foreign aid program.

Horrific reporting from the AP on the Myanmar families watching their kids starve to death from Trump and Musk’s aid cuts apnews.com/article/myan...

08.10.2025 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2247    πŸ” 1349    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 157

If it helps clear things up, I think Mike Johnson belongs in jail.

08.10.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's all they have left. If they act like the pressure they're feeling from every angle right now is bothering them (it is), they'd look even weaker than they do now, so they have to pretend like they're unbothered by it all. They're as vapid as their ideals.

07.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never bunt.

07.10.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd also have to imagine that it's impossible to reach any level of statistical significance for this stat one way or another.

06.10.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's wild that I can see it with 95% certainty on my tiny little phone screen through social media though

05.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE impersonator incidents rise during Trump’s second term | CNN A CNN review has found two dozen incidents of people posing as ICE officers in 2025 – more incidents than during the prior four presidential terms combined.

Every network should be diving into this story: www.cnn.com/2025/10/02/u...

05.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 969    πŸ” 331    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 8

That's an elite joke btw. Kudos. πŸ˜‚

05.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the exact same nonsense that everyone ran with last year, too. Players getting annoyed at the coaching staff and each other, etc. etc.

The league knows they're a boring team, but they're also the best team in the league, so they have to manufacture some drama to make it interesting.

05.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was the worst game I’ve ever seen. What a great win for the Vikings.

05.10.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 747    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 5

The Browns using timeouts in this situation feels like coaching malpractice, but maybe I'm just not smart enough to understand it. #Skol

05.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Wentz turns the ball over here, I fear it'll break the Vikings fan base for the rest of the season. #Skol

05.10.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are the Vikings in hurry-up? They have more than enough time. #Skol

05.10.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turning the ball over twice certainly exacerbates the challenges, too.

05.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It gets so old, man.

05.10.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welp that's it, this team is officially broken

05.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Everyone knows this is just manufactured drama.

05.10.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Other than handing the ball off effectively, Gabriel hasn't done anything particular notable today. I look forward to the Browns' game-winning field goal and all the gushing over his phenomenal day as the starter nonetheless. #Skol

05.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate being a Vikings fan, man.

05.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And here comes the collapse. #Skol

05.10.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Harrison Phillips plays for the Jets, so I'm not so sure about that.

05.10.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reactionary grievance politics be like that.

05.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will vote for any candidate who runs on outlawing these useless on-field interviews.

05.10.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Wentz threw more accurate footballs, the Vikings would have more points than they do now. #Skol

05.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Colleen Wolfe just called them the "Minneapolis Vikings."

Please let this be the final NFL Network broadcast for my team. I can't take it anymore. #Skol

05.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Adam Thielen the emergency QB? Feels like he's the final boss of local legends.

05.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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