miss carp 🐠

Wish I could unalive myself rn but alas have 6 meeting tomorrow

If only if only

Imagine you time travel 1000 years into the past with a 7th grade science textbook. You could be god.

Enemies list:

1. My gf’s best friend
2. My best friend’s ex
3. My gf’s mom
4. My downstairs neighbor

In my refraining era

Banned words/characters for me for the next 7 days: “this”, “app”, “?”

Fr where is the tabi discourse on this app??

Any bootlickers on this app? I’m fixin to argue with someone

Nice par dude is that for the course?

Like where my silly goofy girlies at?

Where tf is the salad I ordered 2 hours ago and also what is going on?

Is juniper or north star doll on bluesky?? 😭

My big secret is that I never want to hang up. I will continue the conversation with you as long as you let me. I have nothing else to do. If I say I have to go I’m only saying that because I’m afraid you are going to say it first.