Maverick of Mayhem (they/them)

The spirit is willing but the wallet is empty

Once I procure a bowler hat and spats, absolutely.

Never ever.

The other half of the time is for being goth, of course.

Well the other half of the time I want to be goth. The duality of Mav.

I just want to be able to go around half the time dressed like David Suchet's Hercule Poirot. Is that too much to ask?

I refuse to be Denethor. I will not submit to despair.

is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.

Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.

Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.

ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

Doctor Who does not need minor tweaks to be great again. It needs structural change, courage, and confidence. Here’s what would actually be necessary for Doctor Who to be really good again, not just “fine” or “nostalgia-comforting” or “Twitter-acceptable for 48 hours.”

BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.

Abolish ICE. And may anyone who works/worked for that abominable entity never know another moment's peace in their miserable lives.

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

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My hours at the day job have been severely slashed and I've got bills to pay, so I'm opening up my Ko-fi for tips and commissions! I proofread, do dialogue cuts on audio, run games, write, and so much more. Feel free to DM me if you have work I could do for you!

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Executive Function? In this economy?

Poirot, starring David Suchet. Some of the shorter ones.

Fueled purely by spite, rage, and caffeine currently.

Had a blast running Hot Bro Summer for the Technical Difficulties folks!

LOTR, two panels. Top panel: Frodo, forlorn, slumped against a stone corner asking (in text on screen): What are we holding onto, Sam? Bottom panel: Sam, facing Frodo (seen from behind), responding: Sheer fucking spite, Mr. Frodo.

What is hope, if not spite persevering?

a woman is smiling with the words i am no man above her Alt: Eowyn taking off her helmet to show her long blonde hair and gorgeous face and defiantly saying "I am no man." So hot.

Watched The Return of the King at the cinema last night and got to re-live the moment 13 year old Mav fell in love for the first time.

"Solitary Man" by Johnny Cash

One tiny comfort I experience as a creator right now:

Some of the richest people on the planet have poured billions into a plagiarism machine because they are so utterly desperate to be us

But no machine learning program can give them our skills, our vision, or our heart

And they hate that

Hyperfixated on my editing projects and didn't stretch or drink water for 5 hours. Oops. At least I got some work done?

"Are you a girl or a boy?"

Neither, I wished the goblins would come and take my gender away, and then I chose not to traverse the Labyrinth to retrieve it. David Bowie has my gender now.

The performances at Avalon Studios are truly something to see. Don't miss this brand new episode of Silver Screams!

#trailofcthulhu
#ttrpg
#horror

Finished GBBO and moved on to the American version. It just feels so...wrong. I think the worst part is hearing Paul Hollywood say "cookie" instead of "biscuit."

a man with long blonde hair is wearing a blue jacket and ruffled collar Alt: David Bowie as Jareth in Labyrinth. He's wearing a blue jacket and ruffled collar and a lot of glitter. He's smiling mysteriously and pushing through a crowd towards someone.

Got to see Labyrinth on the big screen. That was awesome.

A close-up of two percentile dice in blues, reds, and purples. They evoke the Ziggy Stardust era of David Bowie's career.

Playtested my David Bowie #callofcthulhu scenario to memorialize the Starman on the 10th anniversary of his going back to the stars. And of course, I had to use my custom Bowie-inspired dice from @oddduckdice.bsky.social 🧑‍🎤🎲

The "Xtians stop telling your deconstructed friends/family that you hope they find their way back to God" 2026 challenge.