Gnu

Its not actually thay bad, im jusy extremely out of shape...

Job application: Must be able to lift 50lbs

Me: lol, yeah, I can do that, easy.

Me: *Lifts 50lb bag of flour*

Me:

Comm for @nargacu.gay !

I was going to post this earlier, but I figured it was the perfect bird stuffin' picture for Turkey Day

Comm for @nargacu.gay !

I was going to post this earlier, but I figured it was the perfect bird stuffin' picture for Turkey Day

Ive never slammed dunked someone into the digital hellscape faster, fuck that guy!

Cyberpunk 2077 spoilers:

Love how the game tries to make you morally question whether you should save yourself or Silverhand at the end. Like really? Who should I save: Me, the guy who got fucked over, or him, the guy who lied, criticized everything I did, and used me physically and emotionally?

God, its so nice to have some good news in politics for once

Cons: No job means no insurance which means I cant refill my medication

Pros: I'm off medication, so now I can eat grapefruit with no side effects

I'm never going to find a job if this is the effort companies are putting into their listings...

Artfight attack I forgot to upload here! Character belongs to @/saracampolo

I love this design so much I might go feral

Comm for @purplebunz.bsky.social !

Edgy scifi wizard ftw

Hot take: "They hit the second tower :o" and other 9/11 jokes are really not funny and I wish people would fucking stop making them

Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

Anyway, this is Stoat, my fucked up Alchemist for an upcoming Strange Aeons campaign! She has a tumor familiar thats part bug 🐛

If jobs dont want to read 100s of applications, then just ask for a single paragraph of what job experience I have relating to the job and save us both the time. Dont make me fill everything out when youre not even going to look at it anyway. Im so tired of this shit.

Are they expecting me to go "Well, in my banking customer service call center job, I answered phone calls and assisted customers with their banking needs." The application already asked for a list of things I did in the job, read the fucking application you made me fill out.

How much do they want me to fucking spoon feed them, just so they can tell me they hired someone else anyway? THE APPLICATION HAS THE WORK HISTORY AND EDUCATION I WANT YOU TO CONSIDER THATS WHAT AN APPLICATION IS

The gall of companies to send me a message immediately after I put in my application that says "As we review, please feel free to reach out to us with details about your work history/ education you'd like us to consider!"

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST DO THEN??

Million dollar idea: Flashlight shaped like Offal's lower half, but her tail doubles as a dildo, so everyone can enjoy it regardless of preference/ equipment

I've never canceled a job application faster than when I got to a question asking if I was okay with AI being used in the hiring process

This killed me

I NEED ONE

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL ART

(It's me, the crow) I have not stopped looking at this since it came in the mail, it's absolute gorgeous, you did an AMAZING job!!!! Thank you so so so so much <3

This has been my entire experience in Rain World. I just wanted to be their friend, but the scavengers are just big bullies 😭

Comm for @seifburd.bsky.social !

Anyone up for a pony ride?

Comm for @namofako.bsky.social !

Gator daddy is beach body ready

Art Fight An art gifting game

artfight.net/~WaywornCrow

Time for Artfight!!