Blackbeard

Fuck ICE.
Is there literally anything else to say beyond just that?
Yes. I believe that while we are angry and mourn now, they, and those that let them be in the spot they are, will fade into the sands of time eventually.
Don’t give in now, it’s the least you can do.

Oi, if yer in this blue spot here, then stay in. If the Admiral himself ain’t risking bein an ice cube fer plunder, ye shouldn’t go out either.
The seven seas are me life, but it ain’t worth it, be careful, hearties.

Stro.
If you’re in the area of tomorrow’s snowstorm, I hope yall stay safe!

Ey, good day to ye then, matey!

Ye assume the Admiral of the Black is here to entertain ye?

Ye say I’m predictable like it be a bad thing, ye pompous carouser.

It was that me head got lopped off. Maynard oughta get his but if Id been a fathom under, I’d say God took care-a him.

Nay, I assure ye yer seein’ right.

Good ya didn’t get the plague, then.
(He doesn’t get the joke.)

Good morning, mateys! Today’s shapin’ ta be a good one!

Right, but WHY?

Otaku Potato: A Predator In Victims Clothing I've had just about enough of Otaku Potato and these games he likes to play. Where he pretends to be the victim. Where he pretends that he isn't the disgusting piece of shit that he is. So okay Otaku....

Oasis

Hey Otaku, what's up? You wanna play? Let's fucking play you pedphilic piece of shit Zoophile. Hop off my fucking platform

Below is a document debunking Otaku Potatoes claims against me and my friends and proving he's a Zoophile and a Pedophile. Enjoy

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Oasis

Get fucked

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

What do ye think yer doin’?

@thedonutaddict.bsky.social
Oi, matey! Ye look like ye’ve been stockpilin’ jaundice!

@leoconstructionco.bsky.social
Ye seem the type ta enjoy a good lootin.

Ah, some fresh plunder.

OC/Crossover Friendly, no taboo, pedo/zoos DNI

(Casually rolling around a cannon he found god knows where.)

Afternoon, lad.

Is that what they be callin’ a “ship”?
I hear it and get all giddy.

(Points his flintlock at him)
Cough up yer coin or cough up yer blood, landlubber!

Well, avast me! What fathom spat a thing like ye out?

Gimme a fine pistol fer me travels and plunders an’ ye’ve made me a happy man.

Stro.
“Pls say you want to be with an animal, validate my beliefs and harden my rockbrain I have literally nothing else going for me PLEASE”
-OtakuPato

Unless ye’ve a supply o’ Hennessy or a good ship to raid, ye don’t sound like me idea of “fun”.

(Instant regret fills the pirate’s face as his hat blows off, and he struggles to hold onto his seat.)
WHAT IN THE TEN HELLS IS THIS THING?!

Then put a spring on her cable!
(His ass is NOT buckled.)

Stro.
Oh my god Alex is a heel with a classic New Yorker accent

Aye, thank ye, mysterious stranger! I may as well be findin’ a way up then!