Top. Men.

Dear Y&R writers, The Count of Monte Cristo is 1200 pages long. It is not a fucking kids book. It is ridiculous that your characters keep saying they loved this book as a kid or their kids loved it. There is a flow chart to keep track of how people are acquainted. Not. A. Kids. Book.

Drake’s out, ISU’s out, I’m done watching the men’s tournament. 😁

What is happening with this Iowa State team??

I decided to act like a mediocre white man and applied for a job I’m not totally qualified for. But I really want it, so 🤞🤞

We’re watching Kraven the Hunter, and when the lion walked away from Sergei, all I thought was “Aslan’s on the move”

My male friend was convinced that I was home sick from work for 2 days because I had explosive diarrhea. Not really sure where this idea came from. But whatever, dude, believe what you want. Dream big.

I do NOT appreciate using a Johnny Cash cover of Depeche Mode in those fake Christian commercials.

I’m having a breath test tomorrow and today’s food is sad. And bland. So bland.

Finished my crochet project! That pattern goes fast!

I started crocheting something tonight and managed to mess up by row 4. So I’ll see if I can do better tomorrow.

Oh hey, guess I’ll be using this more now? Anyhoooooo. I made a shawl. It’s pretty.

Kesha at 80/35 in Des Moines in 2018. She was the only reason I went.

Inexplicably, Iowa is the Big Ten West champion. I am so confused how we won so many games this season.

Sure, sure, 3rd and 19? Might as well run.

Jesus, what happened to Bret Bielma??

It is hilarious that Iowa is now 8-2 because the offense is so bad.

Wait, so no flag for the Illini player literally removing the Hoosier’s helmet?

Daaaamn Indiana!

Waiting outside of our retreat center for one of my friends to arrive.

Yay Iowa!

What a kick by Kim!! I’m not rooting for MSU, but damn! 58 yards!!

So good to know Iowa forgot how to sports and now the Packers have forgotten how to sports.

LETS. GET. KIIIIIINNNNNDDDDD

Did the Hawkeyes forget how to sports today?

Apparently Iowa needed the weather delay to get their heads out of their asses.

Wow. What is happening with the Hawkeyes today?

Also, I still do the schedule on paper first and then stick it into the software. AFTER I print out 12 copies to distribute. Because it’s so much easier and FASTER to do it the way I’ve been doing it. But, whatever, this is what HR wants, so who cares if it’s more work for me.

We have training in the morning to learn how to use the new scheduling software so everyone can submit their time off requests online. And see the weekly schedule. Can we log into it from home? Of course not. Only at work. 🙄

“Mother. I would like to go outside.”

I farted. My cat is looking at my butt VERY interested. Stay tuned for more of this exciting content!