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Michelle Cloud-Hughes

@cmdobotanist.bsky.social

Commando Botanist & Queen of Cylindropuntia

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The sanest of my cousins got a new puppy, and I figured we can all use a cute puppy photo.

27.07.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My narrow-leaved milkweed finally took off once I started neglecting it, and I've had a gratifying number of caterpillar and adult monarchs this season. I'll be curious to see how this plays out.

19.07.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror

19.07.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18713    ๐Ÿ” 2119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 432    ๐Ÿ“Œ 93

In one of my more embarrassing feats of absentmindedness, I temporarily shoplifted a $50 watering can from my local nursery this morning by deciding not to buy it when I discovered the price and then walking out with it anyhow. Fortunately, I realized it right as I was about to drive away. Sheesh.

14.07.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Invasive juvenile scaly-breasted munia munching away on invasive grass (Erharta erecta) and aster (Erigeron canadensis) in my ecology. I suppose that's a type of balance.

10.07.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are just about to get into the car as they hear a mysterious noise.
Noise: A!
Blue: Hey, can you hear that?
Green: I can see it! It's a magpie, sitting on the pavement!

Blue and Green rush to the bird's aid.
Blue: Let's go see if it's okay.
Green: I've never heard one make that sound before.

Just as Blue and Green are about to reach the magpie, it flies off with perfect ease.
Green: Oh, it flew off on its own.

Blue and Green turn to look at the direction the magpie flew, Green with curiosity and Blue with alarm. There's a sound of a car engine starting.
Green: Wait, where did it go?
Blue: It hotwired my car!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are just about to get into the car as they hear a mysterious noise. Noise: A! Blue: Hey, can you hear that? Green: I can see it! It's a magpie, sitting on the pavement! Blue and Green rush to the bird's aid. Blue: Let's go see if it's okay. Green: I've never heard one make that sound before. Just as Blue and Green are about to reach the magpie, it flies off with perfect ease. Green: Oh, it flew off on its own. Blue and Green turn to look at the direction the magpie flew, Green with curiosity and Blue with alarm. There's a sound of a car engine starting. Green: Wait, where did it go? Blue: It hotwired my car!

23.06.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3794    ๐Ÿ” 674    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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I performed an unexpected magic trick this morning in the ecology. I unfolded a bit of my makeshift tablecloth and *poof* baby Sceloporus occidentalis! I'm glad I found them before I set my teapot there. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ I'm not sure if this is one of the two(!) I rescued from one of my pots yesterday afternoon.

09.07.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Advice welcome, for this and future invertebrate rehab attempts.

06.07.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I've spent the most recent part of the morning attempting to rehab a wonky-winged monarch. We shall see how she fares.

06.07.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Overheard just now: "The reason it's such an incredibly stupid show is that it's about people in our age group."

06.07.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The trolley from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood went into the witness protection program and is hiding out north of Bishop.

05.07.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy solstice, all. Things have been mostly good. I recently decided to semi-retire. So, obviously, I've spent the last two days working in the blast furnace of southern Nevada. But now I'm off to re-emphasize the retirement part of semi-retirement. I've missed y'all.

21.06.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeah, screw all y'all kids' accomplishment of graduating from high school in spite of living in a burnt-out, run-down, poison-aired ag-town. It's actually all about Jesus. ๐Ÿ™„

10.05.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surprising me immensely, I won an award at the CSSA conference last night!

27.04.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? A humorous exploration of the uncanny resemblance between AI company logos and human anatomy. Discover why circular, gradient-based designs dominate the AI industry, and what this design convergence t...

Because thatโ€™s what the LLMs talk out of, mostly.

velvetshark.com/ai-company-l...

14.04.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 187    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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How a mouse watching 'The Matrix' helped scientists create the largest map of a brain to date Thanks to a mouse watching clips from โ€œThe Matrix,โ€ scientists have created the largest functional map of a brain to date.

Thanks to a mouse watching clips from โ€œThe Matrix,โ€ scientists have created the largest functional map of a brain to date โ€“ a diagram of the wiring connecting 84,000 neurons as they fire off messages.

15.04.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 110    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Anyone else worried that any Democrat representatives who travel to El Salvador won't return? Because I am.

15.04.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fasciation - Wikipedia

Fasciation, not polyploidy.
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14.04.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm very near downtown San Diego, about 65km from the epicenter. My hammock turned into a bumpy ride, and all the birds flew away. If I'd been inside, I'd likely have moved into a safe spot for this one.

14.04.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Earthquakes are so cool. I was in the hammock for this one, which was kinda fun. The birds all flew away, and some small object in the garage fell on the floor. Big excitement! ๐Ÿ˜„

earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...

14.04.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

07.04.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25114    ๐Ÿ” 5523    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 308    ๐Ÿ“Œ 238
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To my list of small desert towns in which I've done laundry, I can now add Adelanto.

30.03.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A new-to-me snake species yesterday, thanks to my colleague Aliana's lightning-fast, mad herp-diving skillz: Glossy snake!

The scientific name is Arizona elegans, and yes, it's very annoying to have a state name as a genus name. (Side-eyeing you, California macrophylla.)

27.03.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning!

26.03.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Today's office.

25.03.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they just go to the local thrift store and buy whatever's cheapest. ๐Ÿ˜„

19.03.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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