My first morning out roaming the desert this autumn, and I'm immediately greeted by this excellent bit of desert weirdness.
13.10.2025 16:41 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@cmdobotanist.bsky.social
Commando Botanist & Queen of Cylindropuntia
My first morning out roaming the desert this autumn, and I'm immediately greeted by this excellent bit of desert weirdness.
13.10.2025 16:41 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Did I need a pretty, cactiform hummingbird feeder? No. Did I get it anyway? Duh.
I promise, I'm coming out of my delightful summer hibernation and attempting to be more social. This format annoys me, but I can at least show off my nascent native garden as it slowly progresses.
Someone needs to make a movie about this, stat.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Nothing like rain in the desert to make a field bio feel good! Especially when it's summer, and you expected to be roasting.
03.09.2025 14:44 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bets that he's also on the list? I'd give it at least 50/50 odds.
22.08.2025 20:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I enjoyed this review for a collapsible water jug very much. Corvids gonna corvid.
22.08.2025 19:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When the chips are down, there's always bribery.
21.08.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The sanest of my cousins got a new puppy, and I figured we can all use a cute puppy photo.
27.07.2025 16:30 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My narrow-leaved milkweed finally took off once I started neglecting it, and I've had a gratifying number of caterpillar and adult monarchs this season. I'll be curious to see how this plays out.
19.07.2025 16:20 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
19.07.2025 00:05 โ ๐ 18527 ๐ 2087 ๐ฌ 423 ๐ 90In one of my more embarrassing feats of absentmindedness, I temporarily shoplifted a $50 watering can from my local nursery this morning by deciding not to buy it when I discovered the price and then walking out with it anyhow. Fortunately, I realized it right as I was about to drive away. Sheesh.
14.07.2025 18:44 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Invasive juvenile scaly-breasted munia munching away on invasive grass (Erharta erecta) and aster (Erigeron canadensis) in my ecology. I suppose that's a type of balance.
10.07.2025 17:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are just about to get into the car as they hear a mysterious noise. Noise: A! Blue: Hey, can you hear that? Green: I can see it! It's a magpie, sitting on the pavement! Blue and Green rush to the bird's aid. Blue: Let's go see if it's okay. Green: I've never heard one make that sound before. Just as Blue and Green are about to reach the magpie, it flies off with perfect ease. Green: Oh, it flew off on its own. Blue and Green turn to look at the direction the magpie flew, Green with curiosity and Blue with alarm. There's a sound of a car engine starting. Green: Wait, where did it go? Blue: It hotwired my car!
23.06.2025 12:09 โ ๐ 3852 ๐ 678 ๐ฌ 18 ๐ 14I performed an unexpected magic trick this morning in the ecology. I unfolded a bit of my makeshift tablecloth and *poof* baby Sceloporus occidentalis! I'm glad I found them before I set my teapot there. ๐ฌ I'm not sure if this is one of the two(!) I rescued from one of my pots yesterday afternoon.
09.07.2025 15:20 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Advice welcome, for this and future invertebrate rehab attempts.
06.07.2025 17:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I've spent the most recent part of the morning attempting to rehab a wonky-winged monarch. We shall see how she fares.
06.07.2025 17:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Overheard just now: "The reason it's such an incredibly stupid show is that it's about people in our age group."
06.07.2025 03:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The trolley from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood went into the witness protection program and is hiding out north of Bishop.
05.07.2025 03:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Happy solstice, all. Things have been mostly good. I recently decided to semi-retire. So, obviously, I've spent the last two days working in the blast furnace of southern Nevada. But now I'm off to re-emphasize the retirement part of semi-retirement. I've missed y'all.
21.06.2025 15:35 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yeah, screw all y'all kids' accomplishment of graduating from high school in spite of living in a burnt-out, run-down, poison-aired ag-town. It's actually all about Jesus. ๐
10.05.2025 16:20 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Surprising me immensely, I won an award at the CSSA conference last night!
27.04.2025 17:16 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Because thatโs what the LLMs talk out of, mostly.
velvetshark.com/ai-company-l...
Thanks to a mouse watching clips from โThe Matrix,โ scientists have created the largest functional map of a brain to date โ a diagram of the wiring connecting 84,000 neurons as they fire off messages.
15.04.2025 17:24 โ ๐ 109 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 3Anyone else worried that any Democrat representatives who travel to El Salvador won't return? Because I am.
15.04.2025 20:12 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fasciation, not polyploidy.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasciat...
I'm very near downtown San Diego, about 65km from the epicenter. My hammock turned into a bumpy ride, and all the birds flew away. If I'd been inside, I'd likely have moved into a safe spot for this one.
14.04.2025 17:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Earthquakes are so cool. I was in the hammock for this one, which was kinda fun. The birds all flew away, and some small object in the garage fell on the floor. Big excitement! ๐
earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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