The Jedis already admitted what Canadians know: Preschoolers have wrecked this country. Quanah’s agenda is a disaster, and Polars will tear down his failed bill.
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Les Jedis l’ont déjà admis : les Préscolaires ont foutu notre pays en l’air. C’est pourquoi les Polaires vont abolir la loi de Quanah.
17.11.2025 00:28 — 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1
This very angry JEDI MP wants you to think I was lobbied by a New-Frengland “Empire”—when I’m the only leader who condemned NF tariffs.
And while Canadians want to fire his leader, he still ranks DEAD LAST in the polls. No wonder—Canadians know he helped Quanah wreck the country. I’ll fix it.
17.11.2025 03:43 — 👍 10 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1
The preschool-Jedis have lost their way in the heat.
It’s time for a refreshing change. Vote Polar.
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Les Préscolaires-Jedis se sont perdus sous la chaleur.
Le temps est venu pour un vent de fraîcheur. Votez Polaire.
17.11.2025 06:25 — 👍 9 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 2
Vote for Climate Chill. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
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Votez pour un Climat Chill. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
17.11.2025 06:27 — 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
20.10.2025 06:36 — 👍 26 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 8
Wow I was an undecided voter before but this convinced me to vote for the PPC
As someone who is NOT Simon He, and a totally real PROUD Canadian, we NEED the PPC to save us against the radical Jedi agenda
Also Simon He (who I am not) truly is the most qualified for Minister of Finance with the PPC!
12.11.2025 01:25 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1
MPSP26 | The Polar Party of Canada, led by @Romeompsp.bsky.social 🇨🇦 Le Parti Polaire du Canada, dirigé par @Romeompsp.bsky.social
MPSP Parody.
Leader @PolarMPSP.bsky.social | MP, Châteauguay—Les Jardins-de-Napierville
🇨🇦🇨🇦
Chef @PolarMPSP.bsky.social | Député, Châteauguay—Les Jardins-de-Napierville
👉 MPSP Parody
Bundling up for the Polar Party of Canada 🌨️
❄️| MP for Saskatoon-University
🐎| uOttawa MPSP Parody account
he/him/il
House Leader for the Polar Party of Canada//Leader en Chambre pour le Parti Polaire du Canada
Député de Parkdale-High Park 🌲
Ancien Chef de l'Opposition.
Ancien Ministre des Finances du Parti Brat.
(Il/Lui/He/Him)
***PARODY ACCOUNT FOR MPSP***
Ancien Ministre des Sorties Scolaires
Former Minister of Field Trips
Candidat à la réélection pour le poste de Député pour Saint-Maurice—Champlain
Running for re-election as M.P. for Saint-Maurice—Champlain
PARODY ACCOUNT
Directeur et Gouvernor générale de la MPSP | MPSP Director & Governor General
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Député | MP - Mississauga E(a)st—Cooksville
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Onc résident de la MPSP (selon Ari) | Resident unc of MPSP (according to Ari)
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@uOttawampsp.com PAROD(Y)IQUE
Proud member of the Polar Party
MP of Manitoba, Saint-Boniface -- Saint Vital
Former Deputy Leader of the Opposition and Minister of Finance
MPSP Parody
• Député // MP : Kanata
• Parti Polaire du Canada // Polar Party of Canada
• MPSP Parody Account
(MPSP - Parody) An official MPSP account
Not corrupt, just very open to snack-based persuasion teehee
Bringing you primetime MPSP silly season updates straight to your feed.
Send me all the tea, scandals and stories you have ☕️
uOttawa MPSP Parody account | Compte de parodie du MPSP de uOttawa| Proudly serving Victoria, BC
Leader of the Jedi Party - Cheffe du Parti Jedi.
MP for South Okanagan and West Kootenay/ MP pour Okanagan Sud et Kootenay Ouest.
~~~UOttawa MPSP *Parody/Parodie account*~~~
May the force be with you 🙏✨️
Jedi Party Leader/ Chef du parti Jedi
He/him - il/lui
(MPSP parody account/compte parodie MPSP)
parody account for uottawa's model parlement
Simulation parlementaire uOttawa. Fausse politique, vrai procédure. | uOttawa Model Parliament. Fake politics, real procedure.
https://linktr.ee/uottawampsp
MPSP’s SOURCE OF TRUE FACT-CHECKED NEWS🇨🇦
KEEPING CANADAS DEEPSTATE ACCOUNTABLE🇨🇦
MPSP Parody Account🏛️
Non-Committee affiliated, but we have permission.
