Graham MacAree

briefly thought your book was called 'new blog post'

Wife's Song Married, and my mother wants to die of grief Because I can't make the spindle dance Or straighten the loom pole What's to be done? I'll go out to the prairie, Open my arms to the soldier's plumed shield. Here I am! I'll say. Ah little one, my sweet one, Oh sweet king Axayáctl, enter my house! Show me how it stands straight up!

i was given an interesting-looking book of nahautl poetry so i spent a few days reading up on aztec history, mythos, language, etc to situate myself. nothing warned me about the horniness

finally we have determined the purpose of tottenham hotspur

i love the bulkington chapters of moby-dick because they go:

1) there was a big handsome guy at the bar. he seemed super cool and popular

2) saw the beefy handsome man again. he doesn't actually come up in the rest of the story but i wanted to emphasise that he was real handsome and real large

finally got around to watching the halftime show and that shit ruled so hard. amazing set design and choreography

As a logistics nerd, I just eat this stuff up. Do you have *any* idea how tightly choreographed and practiced all these movements had to be to get the scene set in one commercial break of time?

Then to tear it all down and remove it just as quickly after!

i think i'm at least a high second-rounder but curious to see where i end up

patriots left tackle jared wilson looking very concerned as the seahawks' rylie mills smushes him into drake maye for a sack during super bowl lx

my tiredness, between the game and work

my "i am not resigning" t-shirt etc

the turnovers were cool but the single play that summed up that super bowl was rylie mills getting his first career sack by hitting a dude with his own left guard

as far as i could tell there were only two good teams in the whole nfl

i thought i would be happier about the hawks winning again but in reality i'm much more pleased that everyone else lost

this patriots team making it all the way to the super bowl is very funny

gary neville saying "no one's happy," completely ignoring the Sports Perverts

antonio conte (then at chelsea) saying "one regular day of Barclays [Premier League]. That's all I ask for. Will never happen."

surely the fact morgan mcsweeney is an immigrant means starmer can cheer himself up by blaming him for everything

bezos handing a random british mediocrity millions to help ruin a venerable institution and doesn't even have the decency to choose me as the mediocrity smh

A squirrel scored twice today at Bristol City.

Bristol City 3
Hull City 2
Squirrel 2

i like how the handball rule is now so confusing that announcers have trouble with the 'if his arm wasn't in the way it would have been a goal' penalty calls

please sell kaptein sonia cannot be trusted with her fave toy

i prefer to think that the league is deliberately messing with xg models

just wait until she decides kaptein should be our highest-paid player

i'll put away the stencils

look the only thing i know about biomechanics *now* is that i used to know a shitload about it roughly 1500 units of alcohol ago

trying to convince them that "22-23" was our version of "6-7"

"dad, what were the best memes from when you were a kid?" ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

me: why do i need my phone to tell me when it's raining i can just look out a window
also me: /buys and fixes cute aneroid barometer to have on my wall

it will once you’re dead

the winter olympics should just be all the summer olympic events but in snow and ice. (sorry swimmers)

problem: too many set piece goals
solution: nothing the goalkeeper does in the six-yard box can be called a foul. have fun!!