Graham MacAree

gary neville saying "no one's happy," completely ignoring the Sports Perverts

antonio conte (then at chelsea) saying "one regular day of Barclays [Premier League]. That's all I ask for. Will never happen."

surely the fact morgan mcsweeney is an immigrant means starmer can cheer himself up by blaming him for everything

bezos handing a random british mediocrity millions to help ruin a venerable institution and doesn't even have the decency to choose me as the mediocrity smh

A squirrel scored twice today at Bristol City.

Bristol City 3
Hull City 2
Squirrel 2

i like how the handball rule is now so confusing that announcers have trouble with the 'if his arm wasn't in the way it would have been a goal' penalty calls

please sell kaptein sonia cannot be trusted with her fave toy

i prefer to think that the league is deliberately messing with xg models

just wait until she decides kaptein should be our highest-paid player

i'll put away the stencils

look the only thing i know about biomechanics *now* is that i used to know a shitload about it roughly 1500 units of alcohol ago

trying to convince them that "22-23" was our version of "6-7"

"dad, what were the best memes from when you were a kid?" ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

me: why do i need my phone to tell me when it's raining i can just look out a window
also me: /buys and fixes cute aneroid barometer to have on my wall

it will once you’re dead

the winter olympics should just be all the summer olympic events but in snow and ice. (sorry swimmers)

problem: too many set piece goals
solution: nothing the goalkeeper does in the six-yard box can be called a foul. have fun!!

<3 i hope half of your dreams are fulfilled <3

frank in imo

i love him (derogatory(?))

get stupid? caley, i was *born* stupid

just handsome leon britton imo

i have done this for strasburg tanking reasons tbf

/running back and qb fall down on the same play trying to field a snap
an announcer, performing a bald-faced lie: "nobody wants to see that"

where is "i live an ok life now but my retirement plan is 'die immediately'"

if they want to pay billions to something that felt constantly judged and never loved i'm right here

just double checking that malcom butler is still retired?

those pressure behind numbers are amusing

i cannot explain why i know this to be true, but i do