Eric Mallory Morgan

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Utterly embarrassing for the #NWSL that the winner of the #WorldSevens takes home a $2m cash prize for a three day tournament and the salary cap in the NWSL is $3.5m.

Mack-uh-Doh-knee-yah… you been the judge

The sigh Wayne Gretzky let out before knowing he was about to mispronounce Macedonia… incredible

Because they are a band of very talented Disney villains, the USA and every other country would do well to avoid Norway here!

He'd probably get detained in his own country now

Austria 🇦🇹 and Argentina 🇦🇷 will face off in a match between countries that would like us to all forget their associations with Nazism!

And 87 minutes later, the draw begins.

No, “Johnny” doesn’t feel shame.

The FIFA Peace Prize might be the single most insane, corrupt and ingenious con #FIFA has ever pulled… and that is really, really, really, really, really, really, really saying something.

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I’d seize all golf clubs / country clubs and turn them into parkland or plots of land for public housing.

All private golf clubs / country clubs in urban or suburban areas should be seized via eminent domain and turned into parkland or new green-space-laden public housing plots.

Everyone must just be confused why a Canadian would want to remain in this version of America.

Vlad impaled that hanger

He’s just Shohei-ing off now

Dodger starters have pitched 22.2 innings and given up 2 runs on 7 hits through the first 3 games of this series.

That’s how you hide your rickety bullpen from the opposition.

Is there anything more futile than taking pictures of the moon on your phone?

Nailed it.

Angel City, what the actual f*ck happened here?! Alyssa Thompson’s reps, great work. Chelsea, don’t wreck her.

Correct per usual from @kimischilling.bsky.social

Yeah, exactly this.

Szoboszlai: 49/53 passing with 10 balls played into the final third. 5/9 on long balls. 6 clears and 5 ball recoveries while only being dribbled by once.

Dom “Alexander-Arnold” Szoboszlai did Trent stuff all day (maybe defended ever better) and then hit a FK equal to or better than Trent ever has… I’m so impressed with Slot and Dom… if Dom is Milner 2.0, great. If he’s Trent 2.0 bully for #LFC

WHAT A FUCKING BANGER T̶R̶E̶N̶T̶ DOM

How it feels when the North Carolina Courage conduct a press conference…

I feel like I just over-did-it at an all-you-can-eat soccer buffet these last two days and now I need to unbuckle my belt and maybe take an incognito nap in this metaphorical dining establishment.