Eric Mallory Morgan

How it feels when the North Carolina Courage conduct a press conference…

I feel like I just over-did-it at an all-you-can-eat soccer buffet these last two days and now I need to unbuckle my belt and maybe take an incognito nap in this metaphorical dining establishment.

¿Porque no los dos? (But I absolutely agree with your analysis here. She’s put together two moments of transcendence over the last two games and with a high quality squad around her, maybe that’s more than enough right now.)

(but also a final I’d have preferred.)

Ah yes, a classic axis rematch.

Die Nationalelf, today with an emphasis on DIE. #WEuro2025 #germany

My hamstrings hurt just watching this German team grind every moment out. #WEuro2025 #Germany #Spain

I do admire that 🇳🇴 #Norway have a specific, Norwegian-coded emoji just to describe their soccer program… 😱

Weeks from now, when the scandal breaks and it turns out some Swiss🇨🇭 hotelier put Ativan in #Norway’s 🇳🇴 morning tea… I won’t be surprised. #SUI #WEuro2025

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I’m at the airport early and I don’t care for it. What, am I just supposed to be on my phone for awhile?!?!

United supporters used to be accused (often correctly) of being glory hunters… but if you’ve stuck with this team over the past dozen or so years and are still watching every game… I don’t think anyone can fairly level that accusation anymore.

London clubs with major European cups: Spurs, Chelsea, West Ham… I feel like I’m forgetting someone

Exactly how #Ange drew up Year Two™️

And yet they’re only 2 minutes away from having a better season than Arsenal…

*Gulp*

This has been a very Spurs-y half regardless of the outcome

Dalot coming on… that’ll definitely solve it for United

“There's vomit on his kit already, mom's spaghetti” etc etc

Damn Micky! Van de Ven with one of the best clearances off the line I’ve ever seen!

It’s very difficult to tell when Roy Keane is more miserable than usual #UEL

my first thought exactly, even better if it’s a Shaw (OG)

Is it an own goal on Luke Shaw… certainly he got more on it than Brennan Johnson

Hahahahahaha the goal this game deserved hahahahaha

And Bilbao fucked up hosting a home final.

“Spurs have lost 25 games this season, United have lost 21” wild… a real statement about the power of the EPL that the 16th and 17th placed team are currently contesting a major European final.

Variance is good and fun and makes this sport special…

Or maybe half of the banks…

I feel like nobody hated that game more than AC Milan ultras…

I neither want this to go to penalties or to end…