Tom

As someone who has worked alongside some legends of Civic Tech in the Govt, and supported programs that were founded by Mikey Dickerson and USDS, I'd like to send off Elon as he departs DOGE with the same words that Kendrick said to Drake:

"You not a colleague you a fucking colonizer"

@buildwithtori.com hey I've pinged you in a few places. @collinbuildsai.bsky.social and I have some help to offer for the new app. Can we chat?

Let's go home folks

No way. I'm trolling this one to my grave

You prob need to use sandpaper now like that dude in Human Centipede 2

Remember when they were plowing snow and filling pot holes? They have a big hole they could fill in social media right now

If we get back there the memes will be 🔥

You know how you think "if I just watch Top Gun again, maybe Goose won't die"?

That was me this morning trying to open tiktok.

There is only one company with the existing resources, legal US entity, built mobile platform, and millions of daily active users that could spin up an online community tomorrow to replace tiktok...
@pornhub.com it's your time to shine

I'll save you the time, if it's on those platforms, you've either seen it already or it's garbage.

@shanemorris.sucks fyi your invite to become a Commanders fan hasn't expired yet just sayin

ScalingStories, you were the 🐐

I saw a lady in DC tell a maga tourist to "take the silver line to Capital Heights" when he was asking for directions to the inauguration. I hope that lady is blessed with whatever brings her happiness in life.

my critics are just jealous that I am able to be both a pro-level gamer AND the biggest asshole who ever lived

Reminder that if Trump only allows tiktok back via an EO, he's effectively holding us all hostage. It would be the equivalent to a passport bro telling his mail order bride to stay in line or he'd send her back.

A post talking about how TikTok won’t go away with a pop up over it about how it’s not available anymore.

Great placement

Just setting the record straight, I was totally going to jump on the "show my balloon knot a few min before midnight" trend on tiktok.... but they shut down at 10pm

I had two tiktok accounts. One of them i let go by the wayside, which was dedicated to creating memes about Dungeons & Dragons. I regret stopping making those videos. They were such a creative outlet for me.

Look at it this way... this is thy biggest middle finger to dan Snyder ever.

@mcuban.bsky.social I'm trying to reach out to you about this. Please ping us

@mcuban.bsky.social yo brother Cuban. Not 4 years but a lifetime. I've got the crew building the replacement for tiktok. Please ping me

Okay working with a few developers and data scientists to connect a TikTok clone to BlueSky.

Unique fact is we aren't just making a duplicate front-end, we are closing in a powerful algorithm!

@shanemorris.sucks @tjagilist.bsky.social @captainnatalie.com

The next few months are going to be really interesting with govt contracts. I'm already seeing a lot of stuff that is getting shoved out the door before the next administration comes in

My family has a firm "comfy clothes" policy for all while in our home. If you come over in jeans, we are going to judge you and won't hide our disdain.

I think the rest of my stovetop burners are jealous of front-left