Clare

of course there are worse things naturally much worse
the app is not even broken it does not even technically suck
it is just The Worst

🎵Australian Electronic Travel Authority you are the hard core worst 🎶📋🇦🇺🌏📴📵

whaa...at? not everyone needs to be into that but he would be considered attractive in any mainstream media today. he is a standard-ass Good Looking White Man Actor

I mean we obviously knew we would be able to finish paying off the house this year (c forwarded me the email with "Hell yeah. Can’t wait." ) but the date is an additional novelty 🍰

🏦🏡🎂

yes happy birthday to me I *will* finish buying a house

Bank sent us an email which has let us know that we can finish paying off our home loan on (coincidentally) my birthday

There's always gnocchi

DON'T FORGET DOG AT DAY CARE 🌟🌟🌟

Language is the best thing in the world

GOD [not real]:I MADE IT AS A PUNISHMENT

me: its my favorite

Listening to presenters at the conference for these past 3 days: when they say vinaka vakalevu (thank you very much) quickly it gets shortened to 'na'va'levu

Networking at its best: planning vacation to Tasmania, and then, later, to go to the Shanghai Grand Prix together. Together we can do anything (vacation related)

They keep being like, 'oh you know her so you know about the work I do with her on this subcommittee' no she's not my work friend she is my FRIEND friend. we're in related fields so I see how it appears but we talk about her dog and art we like and my parents whom she has met many times

At a work conference that overlaps with another related conference and my friend from medical school is on the board of that one. I've met multiple board members but I don't know anything about the board or barely even the organization

Yes, I was just confirming, with the names of the rounds to correlate

Wild card is best of 3. Then divisional best of 5. Then they're best of 7 for championship and the final world series

Potty training yeah important but dressing as a pumpkin? CLUTCH

Sweet tea is SUCH a correct thing for vodka to be flavored as because 1) sweet, 2) tea is bitter and very strongly flavored so it's just like regular sweet tea but OBVIOUSLY also going to kill you

Fucking killing it (this bottle of wine). That's awesome, well done!

Extremely forward-thinking strategy

Well maybe they shouldn't call them in the middle of the fucking night!! Geez the Nobel will still be there in four hours calm down Sweden maybe YOU should wake up in the middle of the night to tell THEM huh

omfg C just suggested could you dress as Stefan from SNL and your "it's got EVERYTHING!" bit would just be you listing the names of all the Steves that people are dressed as near you at that moment

Like it's not a Steve but I think you could slither in on a technicality and it would be a fun one

Okay this is a GREAT idea, Steve, happy birthday to a genius and a real one (a real Steve).

I'm torn between Steve McQueen and a stevedore

THE ALGORITHM knows your snack desires

Garden bed with lettuce and cabbage

Small citrus tree blooming

Kale growing big in a pot

🎶It's beginning to look a lot like 🎵🎶 well I guess Christmas actually now that I live in the southern hemisphere

No for real though, I'm excited that you have this new hobby, and I look forward to seeing (and touching, does it feel different?) what you make

why DOESN'T my friend think sleep is that great?? that's SO wild, I wonder to myself as I instinctively plan a 12-month gift attack process which will fill her house with soft moth corpses

sry i was scrubbed in for the past 94 hours and didnt get any of yr texts yeah. yes. hope u got the bug scene cleaned tho ok gtg

....your defense in this scenario is you did not ASK for the bug tree situation

of course it's possible! I was MADE for this. this is a dream project for me. I'm out here online-shopping for the finest possible quality lovingly carded merino wool skein to present to you as a gift, and a promise. and a threat