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I have one boy cat and one girl cat but I like to greet them by saying “hello boys and girls”, it brings me joy

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I LOVE THE GAYS, NO HOMO

There is no peace like that split second when your head is inside of your shirt when taking it off or putting it on and you can’t see anything or anyone and they can’t see you

I need facebook to leave me alone so bad

the key to happiness is chopping your salad ingredients small enough that you can eat it with a spoon, just trust me

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Using more garlic than the recipe calls for is not a personality!!!

my Apple Watch wants to vibrate and say “it’s time to stand” at 1:50am on a week night biTCH stfu

my life became so much less stressful after I started eating the strawberry tops of my strawberries

most of the time when someone sends me a meme and says “SCREAMING!!” I’m like… why are you screaming

my friends condemned me to do naked yoga alone

coming home from the club with only one shoe

#AndroidsHaveWallsToo

“t4t…. Trans for trump?”

cage the nipple

My aunt just posted a pic of her dogs next to a Christmas tree and my great aunt commented “So happy you love dogs. Love to you all.” so to everyone who loves dogs just know it makes my great aunt so happy and proud of you

hello is this thing on