⚡Angel X Machina⚡

AMEN

Oh god I made this site doomscrollable

NOOO MY WALLET

The Skaters of Gender(s) have to challenge you! #GuiltyGear #GGST

The Legendary Skateboards of Gender have arrived!

ハッピーバレンタイン🍫💓

#ValentinesDay

Bad Internet Bills All of the bad internet bills. One website.

www.badinternetbills.com

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

Tweet from David Hughes (@david8hughes): [in court] Me: Just wana say crime makes me mad Judge: same Me: I love the law Judge, nodding: fuck yes Me: really love wigs Judge, pointing to his head: dude you serious? Me: little hammers are fucking sick Judge, waving gavel: my guy!

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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A man in a leather jacket and green shirt with an earpiece and a brown ponytail, the "I refuse the question" guy.

White kid in a brown hoodie winding up a punch

Skinny white guy in a purple hoodie getting ready to roundhouse kick the shit out of the camera

Support/Tank/DPS

stung by a bee

A brown and white lop-eared bunny sits indoors on carpet near furniture.

Tweet from Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch): 2009: Happy Valentine’s Day from @Skittles! 2011: Happy Valentine’s Day from Skittles!🥰 2015: bae can haz Skittles 2017: Rainbows Have Many Colors! With Skittles Love=Love, Every Day🏳️‍🌈 2020: Hope Everyone Get They Ass Ate Like Skittles Tonight! **paid for by Mike Bloomberg**

This style of light doesn't really appear in animation anymore. You know it when you see it -- it's bright, hot and almost dangerous.

Our new issue explores the tricks behind it, and how one artist has revived the look for the digital age: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/dangerous-...

Oh noo… what a shame…

lmao

Errai @errai Haha nice leitmotif jackass did your mommy sing it to you (full orchestral theme kicks in, boss health bar appears) oh shit

bun

repost while i work on commssssss

happy valentines

#robotalchemicdrive

some more silly buny (and kitty) valentines i made very quickly last year, for all your various valentine buny (and kitty) needs (part 2 of 2)

Jesus Christ this fucking company

happee valentines 😳

bnnuy coded

collect my jiggies

@i_zzzzzz 11 days ago (meeting my friend’s toddler) And who's this little waterwar soldier?

I'll happily take it over the bird site but this place is aggressively millennial sometimes

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